@collsy44

'nobody ever seems to remember, life is a game we play' 🪇 MUFC 🇾🇪

Joined July 2022
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John Smith retweeted
Footy Humour
@FootyHumour15h
Michael Carrick saying his final goodbyes to everyone at Manchester United after getting sacked:
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Monday morning, haven't slept well. Weathers shit. United are shit. Waited for 10am for Simon Jordan to cheer me up and it's Sam fucking Matterface and Martin Keown
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Ratcliffe always said he was going to hire the best in class. What he didn't say, was the class would be located inside of a SEN school
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United fans in sinister form now, singing, 'Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot' #mufc
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Seen the first dry robe cunt this morning. Grow up. It's 12 degrees outside.
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It needs to be Emery or Conte. If it's Eddie Howe and that cunt tindall, I am fully giving up on them forever
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Me when Kim hands me my change in the local supermarket
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Knowing the cunts that run our club. They'll sack Carrick and appoint him as interim
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What are we doing? Like what's the plan? We are offering absolutely nothing 😂 @ManUtd
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Michael Carrick puts the players names in a hat and pulls them out one by one for the starting 11. It's the only explanation
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Breaking news: it appears that Islamophobia is caused by Muslims stabbing people all the time.
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We've all been there. You crimp off a shit and realise there's no bog paper left. I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help. My government will add six more sheets to every roll of bog paper. It's a small change, but it's a practical way to help people
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John Smith retweeted
👤@jadinho97Oct 19
The second I hear music on the bus
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 19
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today
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John Smith retweeted
JS@JS21093Oct 19
The English Harry Wilson this cunt is. Absolutely bang average but scores the odd worldy so people rate him 🤣 Ego of David Beckham but the ability of David May
Football Tweet ⚽
@FootballtweetOct 19
☄️ James Maddison, on his first start for Tottenham Hotspur in 500 days, scores a worldie. That is stunning. The technique is superb. Wow. And Spurs take the lead in a Premier League game for the first time in almost 5 months.

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We could have an all timer sports bar tonight if super frank takes 3 points
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14 points off top spot after 7 games. Wild. @ManUtd are absolutely shite
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John Smith retweeted
Kevin@frogfren22Oct 18
"why is france burning" uhhhhhhh maybe because they imported infinite niggers?
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John Smith retweeted
The Jackal…
@ToonDazzaOct 18
Here we have the ‘French Students’ looting France, rioting and burning down historic buildings because the classrooms are cold……..
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Being a Muslim Being a fucking scrounger Being a fucking scrounging Muslim
The Jackal…
@ToonDazzaOct 17
Can anyone give me a single sensible reason for anyone to vote @UKLabour …..
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Wait hold up. Is professional pundit saying rashford/Cunha/zirkzee/Mbeumo is better than Doku/Ndiaye/cherki/Semenyo???? surely not 😂😂😂😩😩😩
Jamie Carragher
@Carra23Oct 16
No squad is perfect & has two top players for every position, especially one that’s underperformed & missed out on CL as much as Man Utd. Rashford/Cunha/Zirkzee/Mbeumo are better options than Man City have. City have a midfielder as 1st choice RB & the Lewis role is Dorgu at MU.
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