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Joined March 2017
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NOOO MCDERMOTT WRONG WAY
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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Josh Allen might literally be the greatest offensive machine in NFL history
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The 2026 midterms in one picture.
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I get why Riley Gaines is scared of the blue wave She’s not the best swimmer
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Josh Allen and James Cook can both hit 5K career rushing yards Monday night. Allen 4991 Cook 4966 Pretty awesome! #BillsMafia
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Republicans couldn't even win the NFC South
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This one really got me. ❤️😭 EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”
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Now official… Democrats just won every single statewide office in Texas: Senate Governor Lt. Governor Attorney General Land Commissioner Comptroller of Public Accounts Agriculture Commissioner Railroad Commissioner All 4 Supreme Court Justices
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Former NFL kicker Jay Feely is down by more than 11 points with 73% of the vote reporting. The New York Times currently projects Democrat Amish Shah, who was the Jets' team doctor at the same time Feely kicked for the team, to win by roughly 8.5 points.
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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Democrats to Republicans in the polls right now
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Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Texas is Blue Josh Allen has an OT win Bills are the 1 seed Allen is MVP leader Is this finally our year? #BillsMafia
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starting tomorrow
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Blue wave was so big Alabama just elected a trans woman.
BIG news out of Alabama, as Allison Montgomery has become the first ever openly transgender state legislator in Alabama history! She flipped the Trump+5 #HD25 on the west side of Huntsville
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I hate gay Halloween cuz wdym one day you’re Cam and Mitch from Modern Family and the next you’re Harry Potter and his canon lover Draco Malfoy
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Wow I love watching my gf put makeup on
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Not being attracted to men literally changes everything about how you navigate the world 😭
hey so i’m a lesbian and im tired of this
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