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crypto taught me that “i’m never doing this again” is a sentence you say roughly every 72 hours 🍪

123 crypto projects announced they’re shutting down this year. and we’re not even through October. that’s roughly one project dying every two days, all year long. chains took the biggest hit. then DeFi. gaming quietly lost 13 on its own. five actual exchanges closed their doors too. not random forks, real CEXes. and the pace never let up. 12 to 17 a month since february, no breather. we track who’s alive and who’s quietly fading, every single day, in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

touched grass today. grass was down 2%. back inside 🍪

gm it's a great day to start using dashboards to track KOLs

opened 14 tabs to do research and ended up watching a hamster edit for 9 minutes. the research was the hamster 🍪

2021: you bought the dog coin. 2023: you bought the AI coin. 2025: you bought the app coin. now: you buy the guy. right, @Pumpfun?

The smart accounts quietly stopped calling celestia "modular" and nobody noticed.

Pump.fun sponsored with $6M a trader who made $60M on $TRUMP into a celebrity overnight. @a1lon9 announced @kimchi1x is helping run their creative direction. that post did ~344 Signal, quite expected lol. then watch what happened next. within 2 hours Signal dropped 96%. people didn’t stop posting, the quality of the attention just fell off. because once you looked closer, most of the hype was Pump’s own accounts doing the talking. the big independent traders mostly didn't give a shit about this collaboration. per on-chain data one wallet holds about 75% of the $KIMCHI supply, and CT started asking the obvious questions. a launch looks massive for one hour, then the real signal shows you who actually believed it. we tracked every hour of it in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

your fav KOL has 3 takes: •"we're so back" •"it's so over" •"gm" depending on the candle 🍪

Papertrade was the #1 revenue protocol in crypto 10 days ago. today CT is calling it a rug. here’s what flipped it. an overnight memo made $PAPER non-transferable, with no plan to change that. no spot, no exit. the same memo swapped the flat mint rate for a curve that, in their own words, “slowly dilutes older holders.” so everyone who burned real money minting PAPER, expecting to sell it one day, just learned they can’t. mentions of rug, scam and ponzi hit a record 18 in a single day. we’ve never tracked this project this red. the product still earns. the trust is what cracked. this is how fast a narrative turns, and we watched it happen hour by hour in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

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Memes are losing Over the last 4 weeks Meme signal dropped about 41%. It went from the middle of the pack to dead last. Meanwhile AI Agents didn’t just hold, they hit their highest week of the month. Here’s the part that matters. It’s not that memecoiners stopped posting. Each meme post now earns less than half the real engagement an AI Agent post gets. And that gap keeps growing. AI Agents took most of the attention share memes gave up. Launchpads quietly held their ground. We watch this shift live in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

Happy Black Monday anniversary may your portfolio... yeah no

$PAPER is wild when you actually understand it. The protocol mints its token only when traders lose money. You get liquidated, it prints. And people love it. Patrick Scott (@patfscott) says it did $50M in its first week. Hyperliquid did $7.7M in its first week. Now there’s a pre-launch perp on Hyperliquid, trading before the real token is even transferable. Signal on the listing post hit 69, top tier for the Hyperliquid ecosystem this week. But the hype is thin. Open interest was ~$30K at the open, so those 2-3x moves happened on almost no size. We tracked it all in Cookie Pro. The attention is KOL-led, not organic and the biggest replies come from farmer-flagged accounts. So read the Signal 🍪 cookie.fun

interesting fact the most useless projects in CT now are both from TON ($GRAM) ecosystem. and by useless I mean look at the 30D Signal 💀 > Dogs (@realDogsHouse) - 30D signal is just... 0.24 > Blum (@blumcrypto) - 30D signal is little bit bigger than Dogs one, but still tiny: 0.75 sorry durov but your chain sucks

Top 10 KOLs by Signal this week 🍪 @blknoiz06 - 3,394 @andyyy - 2,518 @alexandr_wang - 2,322 @0xMerp - 2,132 @ThinkingUSD - 1,960 @0xJohannes_ - 1,760 @finkd - 1,643 @a1lon9 - 1,548 @nickcammarata - 1,401 @inversebrah - 1,357 @blknoiz06 way out front, and he did it in 56 posts. Full board 👇 cookie.fun

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guy drives a Tesla, drinks matcha, and apes every coin his favorite KOL shills. we all know one 🍪

replies full of "ser wen" and the guy still hasn't been right since 2023 🍪