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Sometimes it’s the tweets you don’t post that matter most. πŸ’«
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USAA your outsourced rewards system is a class action law suit waiting to happen. If you don’t want to offer rewards anymore just be honest, the redemption system is a convoluted mess #USAA
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you know she’s breaking hearts at uc santa cruz rn
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It’s me
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Unfollow doctors who say: - diet soda - fruit - vegetables - sunscreen - and toothpaste Are bad for you. I shouldn’t even have to say this lol
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Me: Can anyone cover me for next weekend? My coworkers: teapaw.org/ArseQueef/status/15494…
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #SpoilerAlert! A transformational make-over reveals that Ugly is actually gorgeous. Also Bad is good, and they all fall in love #PlausibleSpoilers #TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly
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Hey @walkermus50 you’re a literal murderer, never forget that.
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Wow look what they found under the Oscars!
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Replying to @ZachWritesStuff
Fentanyl is Havana Syndrome for cops.
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Arabs accept Robin Williams as the Genie without being appropriative because it counts as hairy arms representation.
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When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, β€œLook for Sean Penn. You will always find Sean Penn.”
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So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled? All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.
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I would like the option to have TikTok lives not show up in my feed. That stuff is like AM radio talk shows.
the military is just study abroad for cops
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It's amazing how little we hear about the missing pandemic data from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³, "Tens of thousands of officially reported Covid cases throughout China (since April 2020) that have not resulted in a single death attributed to Covid?" forbes.com/sites/georgecalho…
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Would you go to an amusement park with a 1% fatality rate?
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Replying to @rob_thegeek
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