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cooling butts since ‘22

Joined March 2009
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joe@joeraviolio25 Nov 2022
you know she’s breaking hearts at uc santa cruz rn
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It’s me
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Unfollow doctors who say: - diet soda - fruit - vegetables - sunscreen - and toothpaste Are bad for you. I shouldn’t even have to say this lol
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Me: Can anyone cover me for next weekend? My coworkers: teapaw.org/ArseQueef/status/15494…
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #SpoilerAlert! A transformational make-over reveals that Ugly is actually gorgeous. Also Bad is good, and they all fall in love #PlausibleSpoilers #TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly
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Wow look what they found under the Oscars!
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Replying to @ZachWritesStuff
Fentanyl is Havana Syndrome for cops.
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Arabs accept Robin Williams as the Genie without being appropriative because it counts as hairy arms representation.
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When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for Sean Penn. You will always find Sean Penn.”
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So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled? All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.
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the military is just study abroad for cops
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Would you go to an amusement park with a 1% fatality rate?
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Replying to @rob_thegeek
@RobMakesComics
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it's cool that instead of class consciousness we have this thing where we get mad at years
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Oh my god I didn’t expect that. “You ain’t important enough to get a microchip.” 😂😳
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my entire adult life has been democrats reaching out to republicans and it has literally never worked
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I got so played man. I thought writing was fun and cool because I saw one photo of some alcoholic smoking a thin cigarette when I was 14 and now I’m being rude to my loved ones because I can’t finish a pretend story I made up in my head. They really got my ass.
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Natalie@ncnewell4 Apr 2021
The real miracle.
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I'm a little worried about a mass shooting at a vaccine site. I'm very worried about a mass shooting at a vaccine site. This country is being held hostage by the GOP and the filibuster.
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