Montessori educator, but tweets mostly about emo, reality tv, my kids, and Godzilla.

Between Baltimore and DC
Joined July 2009
Zeke said this was the best show he’s ever been to in his life (@summerbruise69 @CarlyCosgrovePA @Leisure_Hour_)
little baddie 🫶🏼
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The way I know I’m raising a real emo is that Zeke just asked when I’m going to take him to a show in ohio 🤣💀
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I just started laughing to myself about the Ethan Klein crew needing to state that “they’re safe” after HE cheated on *his wife* and idk man, we live in a bleak world but some chuds always provide us with a laugh when we need it most.
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how life has been lately
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Just got off the waitlist and you don’t know how much I needed this 😭
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How I spent my Friday night. I love this movie.
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I bet hasan was kicking his feet and giggling when he heard the news. (He was my only point of reference for those people before today if I’m honest)
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I’ve worked open to close at school almost every day this week and it’s happening again today but at least it’s Friday (and next week I really really need people to come to work)
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I’m visiting Charleston for some viral marketing for the book Kate and I wrote about Vanderpump Rules.
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New @jcunii ep is 🔥 so y’all really need to be early adopters on this one
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Genuinely considering taking Zeke to Howard’s for this as a 12th bday present (and as a way to say “sorry we’re not taking you to faux 🫶🏼”)
TO LIVE AND DIE AND TOUR ACROSS THE AMERICAN WEST 🐍🌵 (and a few other places) running it back this time with @supersometimes @Leisure_Hour_ and @shorelinepunx 🏜️ TIX ON SALE FRIDAY 11AM LOCAL TIME 🎟️
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The way I’d probably be bad at this game because I’d just make alliances based on who likes Miyazaki and diy emo
Spirited away is the best movie of all time CHECK OUT THE EPISODE 5 SNEAK PEAK! #survivor #survivor47 #rhap
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knowing that I see @Leisure_Hour_ on Sunday is gonna get me through this work week 😭
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Congrats to @FullBlownMltdwn for putting out a banger to start the week 🔥
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went to the surgeon and asked for the kardashian. all these housewives have lost their former faces.
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Fuck is this? Switch Witch has never set foot in this house 🤣
Current neurotic parenting thing is the "switch witch" where kids will leave all of their Halloween candy out for the switch witch to come and take it and leave a toy or other reward in its place. Which seems like a very roundabout way of giving your child an eating disorder
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Tomorrow night the first FBM single in multiple YEARS drops. I genuinely cannot fucking wait.
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This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Spirited Away Jurassic Park Godzilla (original)
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: No Country for Old Men Spirited Away Back to the Future
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Watching RHONY and am I high or do I like Sai this season? (She’s actually asking Carole legit questions about the Epstein-adjacent stuff)
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The whole timeline’s going to ohio
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