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John βš‘πŸ’« πŸ›ΈπŸ’₯ πŸ’¨

@coolgoofball

@wayofthedodo RIP πŸ₯‚ A fucking hunk. Complaining. Skating. GIF nerd. Real goofball.

 111 Archer Ave. NY, NY
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Was just weed whacking and an elderly Korean neighbor stuffed this in my pocket lol
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Why is Dax Sheppard lowkey morphing into RFK Jr?
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Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast β€˜Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: β€œThat’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, β€˜Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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God forbid a whiteboi have that shit on
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I feel like everyone has forgotten that Tom Cruise is Digger :/
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I love how broken this site is
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This is how they make Texas toast
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Just. Had a wank using. Garlic bread . Who wants. To taste it. Xx
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At the weird taco place where the bartender just learned about Eric Clapton being problematic and is making it everyone's problem
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LAST TIME I share something about myself
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i was laughing at this all day but then i clicked this guy’s page and it turns out he’s just some dude who wants to fuck cars and airplanes
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China: we can build a battery factory in 2 weeks USA: We have the Dr. Evil origin story
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Mike Myers confirms 'Austin Powers 4' is in the works. He says the film will be more from Dr. Evil's perspective. (Source: Hollywood Insiders @HawkKoch)
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Think I'm gonna stay home and watch movies for Halloween. Friends in Seattle are doing a party but it's like a bunch of rich people with kids in a cul de sac that get weird after 2 drinks and it feels like that club scene in blade
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USE TO CRANK HAWG TO THIS CHICK
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@SPEEK_UP_LIBROLOct 28
USE TO CRANK HAWG TO THIS CHICK
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Just saw a Latino with a don't tread on me vanity plate lol. Ok bro
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mr wife@wrinklefreelee3h
she should make him cum by fucking other men
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Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast β€˜Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: β€œThat’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, β€˜Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN you hate gay Halloween?
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Maaan fuck David Faustino. Marcy had it. She can do whatever the fuck she want
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David Faustino Opens Up About the Amanda Bearse & Ed O’Neill Feud
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He was so weird. I usually have this quirky and cute Korean woman and she didn't show up and I had to get completely naked basically, and I'm bummed that she didn't get a chance to explore my moles
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I know my dermatologist hate to see my goofy ass coming
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Would let her ruin my life
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Pom Klementieff via instagram
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Flanders breaking his shit clean off
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i’m the last cumbender
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Bro carrying two whole dicks
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Actor Jon Hamm while carrying an iced drink in Los Angeles, California.
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Sorry brotha got no change
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Mikey Madison for Elle Japan.
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