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Hi I’m Sami and I have no life. League Leader in Home Runs, Olympic Gold Medalist, and Finals MVP. East Coast Elitist. Really nice and super fun to be around.

Boston, MA
Joined January 2022
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What if I just went to bed right now. Would you tuck me in?
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I feel like everyone has forgotten that Tom Cruise is Digger :/
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I’m a nice girl who loves Boston Celtics basketball 🧍‍♀️
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This literally happened to me
Talked to the guy who, people say, DMed a female account. He actually comes across pretty normal. Didnt get the sense that he'd, like, do that. But that's what's so scary
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AND I WANT YOU MORE THAN ANY STUPID SONG COULD EVER SAY
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We are watching the destruction of a childs life and career by her own mother, and nobody is doing anything to help her
Elena Kostyleva has been asked to leave Plushenko’s Academy. Following a collective complaint from 11 parents about the actions of her mother to the Russian figure skating federation, she’s effectively no longer a student of the ‘Angels of Plushenko’ skating club. There have been repeated complaints about Irina allegedly using obscene language, getting into conflicts with other parents and harassing the students. According to the allegations, academy security has also repeatedly escorted her out of other training sessions following confrontations. The athletes allegedly targeted by her harassment include Kalugina, Bazilyuk, Sarnovskaya, and, most recently, Lyubov Rubtsova. Irina reportedly calls these girls “scum” and “bitches,” claiming they prevent Lena from training properly. According to sources, there was only one condition for the family to remain at the Academy: Irina would not be allowed to attend training sessions. Over the summer, AoP asked the Russian Figure Skating Federation to find Lena another school. Apparently the Federation was unable to find suitable alternatives for them.
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It could all be so simple
Being a swiftie used to be so easy man
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Laziest possible Halloween costume award 🥇
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So excited for my hands to go painfully numb any time I step outside for the next 6 months. This is so awesome
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I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.
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Is PinkPantheress the closest thing we have to modern-day Jesus?
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I did my civic duty and now I’m allowed to curate vibes for the rest of the day. No one can get mad at me.
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Have you met my best friend, One Hundred Beers?
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This lady is triggered by the thought of reading The Princess Diaries in elementary school fusgshshshshshshs we’re literally supposed to!
Cartoon kid character in book at elementary book fair discusses having sex. Elementary book fair. Who decided this?
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Gonna use this random unexpected day of PTO to go to the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum and go see Fjord….fjuck yeah
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Jury duty today
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No trial; random free day off
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What it’s all about right here
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[most dejected anyone’s ever been]: okie dokie
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