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Dr. MasterMid FrankenSlime, MD

@midphrenologist

if you're here, I'm already treating you. I was the monster the whole time! Give me money on CA $MostMid

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Joined February 2025
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IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 (@olesoul57_2) profile picture
IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12
@olesoul57_2Oct 27
Lol straight to the point
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You will never regret eating Indian leftovers at 1:42 AM
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grabbing your dick "hey are you gonna finish that"
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Por favor presidente sheinbaum mi gente anhelamos por libertad
Juaco 🔻🇲🇽 (@Juaco_org) profile pictureJuaco 🔻🇲🇽@Juaco_org11h
Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
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Creature Wife (@creaturebug) profile picture
Creature Wife@creaturebug4h
let’s all get naked I’ll go first
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Stop the count! And everyone pls stick around 🥺 I like having the mark of the beast it suits me
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The tarot card associated with Capricorn is The Devil, you know.
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I'm just playin my eyelids are safe and will remain uncircumcised for the foreseeable future
Dr. MasterMid FrankenSlime, MD (@midphrenologist) profile pictureDr. MasterMid FrankenSlime, MD@midphrenologist7h
Do yall think I should get my eyelids lipo'd
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I feel so conflicted when my shitposts are taken earnestly lol
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Do yall think I should get my eyelids lipo'd
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@TheEcho13Oct 28
They were probably just drunk and gave away their stuff and then regretted it in the morning. Men who invite women to their house are probably the type to make false accusations anyway.
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I'm fully supportive of anyone doing whatever they want to their own bodies but also it's v funny that Jennifer Lawrence did all that
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Oh god oh no
thecla (@normalcreature9) profile picturethecla@normalcreature9Oct 28
if you’re a woman with a round face and hooded eyes they kill you
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Someone come cut off my eyelids before they Get Ms
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Best show of all time after The Wire
Bite-Sized Nostalgia (@landofthe80s) profile pictureBite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 27
"Pop-Up Video" debuted on VH1 on this date in 1996, adding a whole new layer to watching music videos. BITE-SIZED FACT | The show filled music videos with pop-up bubbles revealing trivia, behind-the-scenes stories and amusing facts about the artists and songs.
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also mr_eggs 🇵🇸 (@oeufs_brouilles) profile picture
also mr_eggs 🇵🇸@oeufs_brouilles10h
I need to find all of my old oomfs I need to like all of their tweets
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This is me when you are mad at me on the internet this is who you are mad at
WikiVictorian (@wikivictorian) profile pictureWikiVictorian
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Calavera de la Catrina (Skull of the Female Dandy), from the portfolio 36 Grabados: by Mexican cartoonist José Guadalupe Posada, published by Arsacio Vanegas, Mexico City, 1910, zinc etching, 34.5 x 23 cm.
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She saag my paneer til I naan
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Piggy poop balls
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Was running late so i forgot that I wanted to try calling my shrink Dad just to see what he'd do
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