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32. She/They. Arizona. 🥴🏳️‍🌈

Tempe, AZ
Joined June 2009
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fresh haircut 💇🏾
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i've decided i'm gonna make my way through the hellraiser franchise after only ever seeing like 4 of them so i just finished torrenting all 11 movies
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[most dejected anyone’s ever been]: okie dokie
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person who made this post deleted it but I really liked it so
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what a time we’re living in to be getting the devils reaction videos
“Noah Wyle is people magazine’s sexiest man alive”
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touched my white friends hair without asking #niggasinwhitedominatespaces
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can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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they've been threatening to release the ariana grande meet the fockers movie for what feels like years
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The hell is her fucking problem
Heidi Klum continues to tease her Halloween costume.
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You can tell Sock is still in her fighting to get out
Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?
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White people be like: yeah I have a tentacle dildo pin on a bag I wear out in public
shoutout to the tsa agent that saw the pin on my bag and said “oh nahh what tha hell”
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So we move to LA, my father gets a job in the palm restaurant, my uncle Junior works there who is a Jehovah’s Witness believe it or not he went from Catholic to Jehovah
She stormed this day
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Found a Tim Hortons that still has white people working there and it had the slowest service I’ve ever experienced #REPLACETHEMSOONER
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How goth music post-1990s sound to me
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Getting a dm from “Community Notes”.
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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