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Col

@countcol

Ex cop. Post humour, art and good stuff. My tweets may not be totally original, I follow all views without endorsement. LCFC.

 East Midlands, England
Joined June 2012
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My smoke detector protects me from fire, carbon monoxide and toast.
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A lot of us had tears in our eyes when we watched the finale to the brilliant historical sitcom, Blackadder. For me it has the same effect today, and so it should. Lest we forget.
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. Have you tried their front?
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. Because its easier to see with a pair of glasses.
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🤣 oh thanks haha
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You are on the right track. Dont tell them anything.
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I do 🌿
Image from russ 💙 (@dirk7890)
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“I can speak Esperanto like a native.” Spike Milligan
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The Barman said "I see your glass is empty, want another one?" I said "Why would I want 2 empty glasses?"
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Don't you hate it when you hear an annoying song and it gets stuck in your head 'All Night Long'...
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I don't always have time to text people back, but when I do, I still usually don't.
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. That's typical of those people, only think of themselves.
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. You baled out of that well.
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@countcol
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😂
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Hehe
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I felt the need to post this, just in case.
Image from Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 (@daveguitarjones)
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“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” Lily Tomlin
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The government department for unfinished surveys says 8 out of 10
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There's a good chance I've called some of the most wonderful people in the world the most awful names whilst driving on the same road - sorry!
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