A colonel in the 21st Mounted Macaroons, drinks gin by the bottle, provides advice on military life and the human condition: most of which is drunken nonsense.
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Colonel Manslaper retweeted
So the Andy Burnham has condemned Russell Brand as horrifying and praises the bravery of the women who came forward.
What about the victims of the grooming gangs that came forward? Why no praise for them?
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
The Daily Mail has revealed that Mohammed Mizanur Rahman, a convicted terrorist who called for the slaughter of British troops, is radicalising teens on TikTok.
He is currently living in a £300,000 three-bed council-owned flat in North London. Heavily subsidised by British taxpayers.
He previously pledged allegiance to Islamic State and was filmed saying the following about UK soldiers:
"We want to see the Mujahideen shoot down their planes the way we shoot down birds. We want to see their tanks burn in the way we burn their flags."
I’m frankly sick of people who hate us living in the UK, at our expense as well! Any serious country would have deported him some time ago!
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Last night a delivery driver blocked my car, then abused me and my family, spat on us, made a rape threat to my daughter, and said he knows where she lives.
An altercation happened after he spat.
This happened outside my restaurant. Before we called the police, he fled the scene, jumping red lights.
We later called the @metpoliceuk , who attended promptly. We learned the scooter he was driving had cloned number plates.
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Don’t fund indolent Somalians to have more children on universal credit in social housing, do fund the abolition of student interest for young British graduates.
That feels like a fair swap to me.
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Of course she gets bail.
Not a mum on Twitter.
🇬🇧 Police officer found guilty of aiding machete gang that cut off victim’s hand
Alice Dobson, a 31-year-old West Yorkshire Police Community Support Officer, has been found guilty of leaking confidential operational information to a gang behind a horrific machete ambush in Bradford that left one man with his hand cut off.
She shared details of the police investigation with Rahees Khan, 43, one of five men convicted of conspiracy to murder.
On May 12, 2025, victims Zayad Khan and Usama Khan were rammed by three vehicles on Tickhill Street, Bradford, and ambushed with machetes. Usama suffered severe neck wounds, while Zayad’s left hand was severed and his right leg partially amputated. Surgeons later successfully reattached his hand.
Rahees Khan, Mohammed Waqqas Khan, Hanzalah Saladin, Adam Takolia, and a fifth unnamed individual were all convicted of conspiracy to murder.
📸: Alice Dobson, right, pictured with, clockwise from top left, Adam Takolia, Rahees Khan, Hanzalah Saladin and Mohammed Waqqas Khan.
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Meanwhile 500 a week come in by small boat without a passport and get free transport to a hotel ..you couldn't make it up 😳🤦🤦
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
ATERRADOR: Tres inmigrantes ilegales han sido declarados culpables de violar en grupo a una mujer británica en una playa de Brighton.
La violaron brutalmente mientras la grababan y la insultaban llamándola "puta".
En un momento dado, uno de los violadores la agarró de la cara, le abrió la boca a la fuerza y le escupió, incitando a sus amigos a hacer lo mismo.
La víctima declaró: "Les suplicaba que pararan, pero no lo hacían. Cada vez que cierro los ojos, los veo riéndose de mí. Les parecía gracioso. Se me eriza la piel por lo que me hicieron. Son malvados y me han arruinado la vida".
Puede que nunca se recupere de este trauma.
Esto es lo que el gobierno británico les ha hecho a las mujeres de este país.
Es necesario que se rindan cuentas.
Vía @NiohBerg
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
In Birmingham, there are more than 150 Home Office approved sponsors of 'skilled workers' packed into just TWO roads.
All but one is owned by a Pakistani Muslim and, as MP for Ladywood, Shabana Mahmood has a ringside seat 👀
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
From today, incest porn in the UK is illegal.
Marriages between first cousins remain legal.
🤡
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Remember a young girl was raped by Pakistani men and made dogs rape her too as they placed bets.
Never forget that our government and civil service covered that up.
Never forgive, never forget.
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
The details of the rape charge Russell Brand was convicted of are as follows: A woman who had a threesome with him and put her tongue in his anus five minutes after meeting him (whilst in a relationship) later claimed that non-consensual anal sex occurred. As much as I’ve always disliked Brand, her account is dubious. There was no forensic evidence, no CCTV footage, no physical evidence of any sort and the report was made 20 years after the alleged incident took place.
A more plausible explanation is that Brand, being the degenerate he is, used the woman for his pleasure, and rudely discarded her afterwards. Regretting a sexual encounter is not the same as rape. Brand faces 10-15 years for this charge alone (if her account is true, I am gladdened by the punishment).
However, compare Brand’s case to that of Jameel Ahmed, a Pakistani in Bradford convicted of four counts of rape of a 12 year old girl. He was sentenced to just 8 years, and with the early release scheme he is likely out in a few years. In Ahmed’s case, unlike Brands, there was both forensic and physical evidence. 8 years.
Britain has a two-tier justice system. It’s as simple as that.
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Why is Russell Brand the only one found guilty when there are entire grooming gangs who have faced zero prosecution?! 🇬🇧
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Here are 16 people who entered the UK illegally and went on to be convicted of murder, rape or sexual offences, including offences against children.
Each case represents a life devastated by a serious life-changing crime.
They raise serious questions about UK border controls
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
We've gone from British teenagers serving coffee in high street cafes to grown Indian men working those jobs - an almost total replacement in five years.
This is not a good development. It must be reversed.
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
🚨 A single mum was terrorised in her home by immigrants living next door
UK Police did nothing about the incidents, they threatened to arrest the mum for 'inciting racial hatred' if she went to the press
She contacted me to shine a light on her case, I put a post out on X and they arrested me, confiscated my phone and put me on strict bail conditions for 3 months
This is what you call two-tier policing in the UK
Follow for more info @TheKekSocietyX
Colonel Manslaper retweeted
Britain in 2026: "Data obtained through a Freedom of Information request showed at least 100 children aged 12 or younger have been referred to the Government’s forced marriage unit in the past five years.
62 were aged 10 or below. 27 were aged 5 or under".
