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Ohio State loses 41-28 to Oregon
I am now in the pickle of a lifetime.
I need face paint and 410 Peeps immediately.
But before I go on the hunt to find those, two huge fuck yous to @CoachDanLanning and anyone that thinks weโre friends enough to randomly text me tonight.
My Bachelor Party is this week. My life is in shambles. I need Peeps (and face paint)
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The raiders betrayed the bay for the most fake city ever.
So miss me with the "Santa clara 49ers" bs, Idgaf how far it is from SF. Is Santa Clara in the bay? Yes? okay? Now please
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Using the bay for promo because when they left for Vegas mfโs realized they donโt have a fan base or a home field advantage and miss it here ๐๐๐
Fun Fact, the Oakland coliseum is closer to Levi's than San Francisco....you had your chance to seize the bay and you fucked off to Vegas for a tax break. Respectfully, y'all fuck all the way off with these posts.
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This makes more sense now
Silvia Saige says Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer kicked her out of his apartment when she wouldnโt sleep with him. Then Bruce Chen flew her first class to away games, until her aunt saw on the news that he was engaged
โIโll say this guyโs name too because f*** him... Eric Hosmer was our first baseman at the time. I went home with him... he kicked me out of his apartment.โ
โI guess the next day he went to the locker room and told everyone, bragging that heโd kicked me out because I wouldnโt sleep with him.โ
โBruce had gotten my phone number. He said, โI would like to show you how a woman should be treated, because what Eric did to you was completely wrong. Let me make that up to you.โโ
โOur very first date, he flew me out to an away game first class. When I got there, the doorman knew my name and what I was wearing.โ
โWe date for several months. He meets my family.โ
โI get a phone call about eight months in from my aunt... โYour uncle just called... Bruce is engaged to someone?โโ
โI call him and I said, โWhat is happening?โ And he said, โYeah, I am getting married, but I would still like to see you.โโ
โHe was like, โWell, why do you think you go to the away games and not the home games?โโ
โAnd I do like planes. So I have no idea.โ
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Moral of the story: donโt talk hella shit if you canโt back it up.
Angel wanted to talk a big game after going up 2-1 and lost in Game 7 after putting up 8 points.
Donโt start something you canโt finish
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Curt Cignetti said โI win Google meโ then took the worst team in College Football history and won a National Championship. He can say whatever he wants for the rest of his life.
โCurt Cignetti is the best coach in the country and he is the most full of shit man maybe thatโs ever occupied a head coaching jobโฆ Indiana has done nothing, they schedule like cowards and he just knows with his stupid fan base that all he has to do is press the SEC button and everybody claps like sealsโ -Brandon Walker
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notice how azzi and pb were still able to play together @jaytatum0 @jaylebrown






























