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✨ professional silly goose and amateur adult | they/them | carleton college ‘20 | teaching artist and performer ✨

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2021
Photo by cee scallen 🆓🇵🇸 (@cpscallen)
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we need to talk about the most relatable scene in wicked. which is when glinda doesn’t get her way, immediately announces she needs to lie down, and bowen yang shouts “WE NEED A PASTRY! WE NEED A PASTRY!”
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More Griddlehark kissing - this time with even more size difference! #thelockedtomb
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Hydrangea Bunnies 🐰🪻
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I got my sticker
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Ophelia and Juliet.
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I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable
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who are you when no one knows or cares to know what you look like? who are you when you’re not posting and posturing for society?
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found my necromancer @cpscallen #tlt #thelockedtomb
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dropping my raccoon child off at his first day of dumpster school
this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen :(
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did you know i have the hottest girlfriend ever because it’s true i do (also stay tuned for the pt 2 of this where im harrow)
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Seeing a Cybertruck really does ruin your day. Because wtf is that
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could be us
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gender is a performance and they’re yanking me offstage with a giant cane
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me to @corilorrainee watching the newest season of heartstopper
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Just a reminder before Milton hits
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