machi bought an ape for 125 eth and sold it for 7.3
thats not a trade thats a documentary teapaw.org/lookonchain/status/212…
Machi(@machibigbrother) bought Bored Ape #2894 for 125 $ETH 5 years ago, but just sold it for only 7.3 $ETH!
He took a loss of 117.7 $ETH ($204K) to raise funds for high-leverage trading!
opensea.io/item/ethereum/0xb…
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elon is about to catch a spaceship with chopsticks
CT cant even catch a falling knife at 65k teapaw.org/elonmusk/status/212169…
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peter schiff calling a bitcoin collapse is the only franchise with more sequels than fast & furious teapaw.org/Polymarket/status/2121…
JUST IN: Peter Schiff warns “the Bitcoin collapse is gathering steam” and could plunge below $16.5K by year-end.
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xrp army waited 5 years for the sec case to end just to get rugged by gravity teapaw.org/WatcherGuru/status/212…
JUST IN: $XRP crashes under $0.95 for the first time since November 2024.
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🚨 BREAKING: ordinals declared dead for the 400th time this year. still inscribed on bitcoin forever
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The Trump scam pump from August is finally over. All the know-it-all Bitcoin Karen’s telling you we were going to a super cycle and to load up after $75k are now gone from the timeline and back to playing World of Warcraft. Shocker…
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gta 6 drops next week and CT is about to learn a fake economy with clear rules is more fun than the real one
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btc bleeding all month and saylor's flex is that his bitcoin product didnt move like bitcoin
congrats michael you invented a savings account with extra steps teapaw.org/saylor/status/21215996…
Bitcoin is Digital Capital. Strategy transforms it into Digital Credit. Over the past month, Bitcoin fell 17.3%. STRC’s price was essentially flat, and dividends brought its total return to +1.0%.
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For the first time ever we had a Starship flying over our heads all night.
Live webcast of Starship's 15th flight test starts now → teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/2brajgZlO…
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if your trading strategy needs grok to answer yes or no you dont have a strategy, you have a magic 8 ball
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strive ceo says btc could go to a penny and they'd still survive
my portfolio already ran that stress test teapaw.org/Cointelegraph/status/2…
🚨 JUST IN: Strive CEO Matt Cole says $BTC "could literally go to a penny" and the company would still survive because it carries zero debt and has no liquidation point.
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6.5% inflation got called "lower than expectations" today. same cope as me calling my bags "only down 40%"
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DHS is looking at the new $875M AI air traffic system as a possible reason america got grounded. CT's $20 trading bots only ground portfolios teapaw.org/WatcherGuru/status/212…
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DHS says it is looking into new $875 million AI traffic control system that has been rolling out nationwide as potential reason for failures leading to ground stop.
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Live webcast of Starship's 15th flight test starts now → teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/2brajgZlO…
gta 6 about to make a billion dollars on launch day. CT will lose more than that before the loading screen finishes teapaw.org/unusual_whales/status/…
BREAKING: GTA VI is the most pre-ordered game ever, and Sensor Tower estimates it will bring in more than $1 billion at launch.
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leonidas says $DOG to btc is 1 to 20,084. The goose says the other 20,083 are bots 🪿 teapaw.org/LeonidasNFT/status/212…
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UK, singapore and thailand central banks just discovered the blockchain. welcome to 2017 boomers teapaw.org/WatcherGuru/status/212…
JUST IN: 🇹🇭🇬🇧 Thailand, UK and Singapore central banks successfully test system connecting traditional and tokenized foreign currency trading.
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hot take: six red weeks isnt a bear market. CT just has no attention span for a slow burn third act
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