𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
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me denying round seven of court mandated anger management classes.
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𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
mind if a white boy speaks a little espanõl tonight #cervaza
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
dude who starting taking zinc because he thought “shooting ropes” meant like spider-man
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
not a girlfriend or boyfriend but a secret evil third thing
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
do you still dream? of people you failed to save, those that died because of you?
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
i lied there’s no sex can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
Not now kitten, daddy’s baseball team is tied for the last AL wild card spot
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
too much! too much is wrong with me. that’s the problem isn’t it? too much is wrong with me, and you can’t do anything about that. you can’t change it. you can’t fix me. because i’m not broken, i don’t need to be fixed.
𝒆𝐥 𝒎𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫.ᐟ retweeted
Ranking regions of the country
1. New England
2. Mid-atlantic
3. Midwest
4. West Coast
5. Southwest
6. Deep South
































