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Ain’t in Checotah Anymore
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IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE 😭 #CarrieUnderwood #Opry100
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NEW with AUDIO!
I was able to use an AI lip-reading tool to synthesize sound of what @kellyclarkson said at Art of Play.
Dialogue isn't a 100% match, but I think it's close!
The security footage of Kelly Clarkson’s visit to Art of Play has been obtained by Pablo Torre.
(youtu.be/7f6xlHh1fok)
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We believe America’s princess sorry
Art of Play, the store of the Kelly Clarkson saga, shares new statement:
“We'd like to clarify one additional detail about Kelly Clarkson's visit to our Curiosity Shop on Saturday.
During the 5 minutes she spent in the store, she inquired about our mechanical bird puppet named Molly. We explained that while Molly is permanently attached to the wall and serves as a de facto mascot for our shop, a nearly identical automaton is owned by the creator of the machines, a brilliant artist named Bliss Kolb who lives in Seattle. He told us he would be willing to part with Molly's twin for $15,000. We explained all of this to Kelly Clarkson.
We also offered to show her a different singing bird automaton, made by a traditional clockmaking shop in Germany, that she could have taken home with her that day. It costs about $2,000. She did not stick around long enough to see it.
We've reached out to Kelly directly to try and clear the air. We really do wish her the best and hope that someday we can all laugh about this misunderstanding.”
I fear the @kellyclarkson automata bird rude store drama was the only thing that could have saved us from the Covid conscious lesbian bar in western mass. timeline…
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‘I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things.’ LMFAO she ate that
Kelly Clarkson responds to Art of Play’s statement which claimed they didn’t have the Singing Bird she wanted to buy for sale:
“Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.”
AND @ellalangleymsic UNTAGGED HERSELF 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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me applying to harvard with 4.0 gpa, perfect attendance and a recommendation letter from jesus
Hilary Duff’s submissions for the 2027 #GRAMMYs 🏆 (via @TheGrammyGuru)—
💿 luck… or something: Album of the Year, Best Pop Vocal Album
🎵 “Mature”: Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Pop Solo Performance
Baltimore: Where the trumpets getting louder is an ice cream truck playing Christmas carols 💀💀💀💀
@Zeke_Cohen somehow we should use ice cream trucks to protest BGE
#Baltimore #Maryland
Petition that country musicians IMMEDIATELY cease with selling “Signed Vinyl” or “Signed CD” and it is just an art card insert. No… sign the actual product. We should collectively sue the record labels for false advertising bc I’m TIRED OF IT.
So fun facts: Carrie’s engagement ring makes the list of 25 Most Expensive Celebrity Engagement Rings. Purchased in 2009 for $150k, today would likely be around $275k. It was designed by celebrity jeweler Jonathan Arndt. And based on clarity is likely a Tiffany diamond!
I found this on TikTok, About Carrie’s ring. Can anyone tell me if this is accurate? I’ve seen her engagement ring before but not the description? #CarrieUnderwood
The natural transition from @KelseaBallerini’s Another Drink to @TuckerWetmore’s Who Told You That is ELITE and needs to be studied. It flows like they were MEANT to be back to back. #Country #CountryMusic #KelseaBallerini #TuckerWetmore
This MAN in the Mexico Honey video… now Miss Kacey Guadalupe Musgraves KNOWSSSSSSSSSS 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I AM UNWELL @KaceyMusgraves
