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are you trying to work-life balance or are you trying to win?

fear is a liar. it activates the enemy.

Armageddon song came on the radio and I couldn’t help but wonder how Bruce Willice is doing :(

break free of your limits.

“social media gives people the confidence to be shitty.”

need your immediate assistance @AlaskaAir

just wana say that @CharlesSchwab has the BEST customer service. they’ve never let me down and I’m always left feeling so satisfied! -NOT sponsored btw

I’m at the SLS Hotel bar and asked for a sprite and the bartender says they only have Starry… What kinda fucked up universe is this??😂

“parenthood is high stakes boredom.” 🤣

fructose shortens bone growth :( pls stop feeding kids processed sugar

there needs to be more rpg slice of life games. just sayin'

volume negates luck