Dystopian anthropologist, meme node for the collective consciousness, semiotic seamster, hauntological symbol acquirer, and liminal space spelunker.
Washington, DC
Joined November 2017
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No one asked, but I made them anyway.
"The Classique Autograph"
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Today Physical Superintelligence PBC is announcing solutions to five long-standing problems in quantum information theory.
psi.inc/research/oqp-batch-2…
Thread 👇
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🚨#BREAKING: North Carolina Libertarian state Senate candidate Jonathan Miller arrested after an hours-long armed standoff with police, following alarming 𝕏 posts referencing a potential shootout.
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I think most AI job losses happen this way.
Slowly cull your workforce through voluntarily or accelerated attrition while drastically slowing hiring. Not necessarily mass layoffs just a grinding halt to new hires.
“Microsoft is offering buyouts to around 60,000 employees”
This is also where productivity growth will show up. Existing workers will do the work of departing employees with the help of AI.
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Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000(!) employees. Headcount and revenue growth is really starting to diverge at tech companies.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: SPAM EMAILS HAVE BEEN SENT THAT APPEAR TO HAVE COME FROM OFFICIAL FOUNDATION DOMAINS.
We have traced this back to one or more compromised API keys on Cloudflare, and have already revoked all API keys.
The malicious domain in the spam email has been taken down.
Funds stored on Passport are safe and Passport hardware is not compromised.
We are working nonstop to discover exactly what happened and will put out a report ASAP.
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“COBOL is still deeply load-bearing in banking, especially at the core: account ledgers, overnight batch processing, and card/ATM authorization. The widely cited estimates are that roughly 43% of banking systems and 95% of ATM swipes run on COBOL code, and that around 80% of in-person banking transactions pass through it.”
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I'm hitting new heights of Halloween cheer with my next email newsletter, all about Skull Architecture. Sign up today, get it tomorrow! 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io/
Artists here: Two uncredited covers, Philippe Caza, and David A Hardy.
ALT Three skull-shaped towers emerge from the sea, each with stairs leading up to an entrance with a cloaked figure standing in it.
ALT Book cover for Barry N. Malzberg's "Galaxies." A spaceship flies towards a surreal skull with starry outer space visible in its eye sockets and open mouth.
ALT A figure stands on stairs leading to a swirling blue sky. On either side of the stairs are a bunch of creepy giant skull-like rock formations.
ALT A big skull-shaped rock fortress sits in a desert, with a second skull fortress in the distance.
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I'm ready to print, I think 🤔. I have a CAD file .. I have concept, and a working prototype. So what's next!
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파리에서 벽 질감 수집하는 사람.. 휴대용 스캐너로 훑으니까 벗겨진 표면이랑 얼룩이 그대로 그래픽이 됨. 청록색 사이로 흰 자국 남은 거 너무 좋다
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Chamath is an idiot.
For one… Satoshi doesn’t have a wallet.
Rather he holds Bitcoin in over 22,000 different addresses (essentially different “wallets” none connected to the other).
Two… SHA-256 isn't what guards anyone’s coins.
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Defence Secretary urges British public to be ready for war within 1,000 days
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/de…
