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your fav vigilante 🫩

Joined January 2024
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.. today, above the soil .. tomorrow, beneath the soil so, why the arrogance? فإنّك ميّت
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eat fes
I want to enter this babe's DM but I'm shy🥹
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makes us two just that, i'm not 34
I'm 34, and as old as I am, I have never entered a plane before. I've never held dollar notes before, only seen them on screens. Never lodged in a hotel before or been to anywhere expensive. Sometimes, I wonder if this is life I'm living. When shall?!
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don't forget to drink enough water 💦😋
trekked distances just to eat abula 🥺❤️
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trekked distances just to eat abula 🥺❤️
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are you always this dull?
Vasectomy is not a death sentence for Men. Dear men, get that vasectomy today!!! 💓
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The Piper Alpha is oil & gas industry’s deadliest accident in history. Happened in the North Sea (oil-rich waters shared by UK, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands) in 1988. The Piper Alpha is a specific oil platform 120km offshore Aberdeen, the oil capital of Europe. The platform was originally for oil, and gas from the field were flared. They later decided to modify the facility to accommodate gas utilization with some pipelines. On the afternoon of 6 July 1988, the engineer on duty in charge of one of the pumps observed some issue in a valve and made a comment that pump should not be switched on for any reason. Unfortunately, while ending his shift for that day, he forgot to pass the info to the supervisor who issued permit to the engineer on night duty to switch on the pump when there was an issue with another pump. Explosion occurred. As there was a gas facility within the platform, it got worse, fire traveled fast. The rest is history. 226 people were on the offshore platform. 165 died, from engineers to caterers (offshore rig is usually like a community with all manner of workers - compare with a construction site, but inside water). 2 people from the rescue team also died, bringing total fatality to 167. 30 bodies were never recovered. It took 3 weeks to finally put out the fire. Sad day for Aberdeen and the global oil & gas community. So when you see oil & gas technical guys (especially those that go offshore) getting paid a lot of money, this is the risk and hazard that could come with their job.
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no worry naw shebi we go jam for field? your mind go dey
Abu ni won pe awa ni’le o. “Abu Mawaddah”. And that doesn’t mean they don’t call us sweet names too. Whichever way, gbewa!!! We are proud to follow the part of our righteous predecessors.
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i just like how i dey keep evidence at least i'd have things to look back to after i eventually get married bi idhni LLāH 🥺🥲
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give sadaqah without conditions 🥲
No worry I owe you one original crocs as wedding gift.
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what to do when the sleep refuses to come? 🥺
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take am pls as you dey resume, continue bombing applications as you've been doing during your service year
My PPA decided to retain me after Nysc , they are offering #180,000 monthly salary to start . During my service year , I was earning #50,000 monthly , with average accommodation provided. Considering the cost of living now ,should I start with the #180,000 or I should turn down the offer?
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skill issue 🙃
Ogi yii si doju ti ara re lai shey emi🤦‍♀️
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"wonders delayed are not wonders denied"
I saw the signs and now I have seen THE WONDERS 😂
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"no look the price at all" 🥲
If you want to buy freezer I beg you, save money and buy Haier thermocool. No look the price at all… I went for Hisense because i be Hisense lover… Na me know wetin my eyes don see It’s not a bad product at all, but Thermocool is their big daddy in this game
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the CS 😭😭
Pregnancy ❌️ Death sentence ✅️ Push gift ❌️ Death row reward ✅️ Gender reveal ❌️ Capital punishment sentencing ✅️
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you for wait make we reach 1000 before you go begin dey cry naw 🤣
985 career goals: 0 goals in World Cup knockouts. 0 goals in World Cup semi-finals. 0 goals in World Cup finals. 0 goals in Euros final.... That’s 985 useless goals in my book.
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🐐 e good gan
Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! ⚽⚽⚽
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you're welcome BOAT
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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k
I dislike when people use “K” as response . It irks me
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