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nihao playa, buy bitcoin, funkin since 2017

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Joined February 2021
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Soon #bitcoin "PLS sir just a crumb of that sub 20k $btc for mi familie"
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funkin retweeted
over $5B in crypto got stolen from binance today but not even $1 of $BNB got hacked what a coincidence right?
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Okay maybe it is over
BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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More of this please 🙏👍
A brutal year for Bitcoin is just getting started. Give me three minutes to explain why you should dump it now. Outflows from ETFs are signal and will continue. We will test the 57k low again in the next 12 months. Why? Because there are far too many dynamic places to put your money that are creating MUCH more value. Why put your resources into a dead network that offers nothing beyond a store of value? What's the point of place the BTC be if Bitcoin's Ponzi-scheme nature has gone away!?! The viral nature of bitcoin was it's power... if you didn't own you were MOCKED! Now? Completely reasonable, heck, SMARTER, to ignore bitcoin and place other bets! No one is trying to convince people to buy Bitcoin anymore... the memes and NFTs are gone. No one is saying $ BTC can change the world, because it won't — and BECAUSE AI HAS! Just sell and shift from Bitcoin to Super Intelligence because one provides little to no value, and the other provides unlimited upside for humanity. This should be obvious to everyone right now. Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again.
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Where the Volk haters now? Aussies built different. Rugby league is the greatest MMA base. My goat.
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My guy looks like one of those whack townsfolk from the Grinch. Whoville ass looking mfcker
"Computah make me a faggot"
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This is how we should be orange pilling. teapaw.org/Austin211158161/status…
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No. People just like to steal crypto. Ez money
So someone/some entity is making self-custody look like a bad idea in order to make people move their coins to exchanges, right?
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"Bunker mode" $100K /\________ l l _______ l \__ l
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Probably like a 3x, top around 180k
How high will $BTC go this cycle?
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Redemption for @_tm3k is not as simple as $ZEC number go up. Everything he touches must now turn to gold. First off $LTC
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BREAKING: Mass walkouts at the UN General Assembly hall as Netanyahu begins his speech, leaving much of the room empty.
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Our latest research paper explores the growing connection between AI and digital assets and explains why broad AI adoption may drive new demand, utility and applications across the digital asset economy. blackrock.com/us/individual/…
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last cycle punished people for believing too much this cycle will punish people for not believing enough
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Only $913,000 more to go
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Imagine $btc just flips 90k in 1 weekly candle to close september before igniting uptober. Manifest.
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I literally use my nose, anything up to 7 days is fair game unless it stanky
Replying to @TwinPeaksEnjoy
If frozen. If refrigerated, 48 hours is the FSA guidelines.
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$zec we will do a little re-accumulation below 1k
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Y'all weren't kidding about RAM prices... The 2x 16gb sticks of Corsair vengeance I bought for $140 in 2023 now costs $599... WHAT?!
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Pfff, c'mon guys. Delusional was bull posting "my linkies stay super stinky" on 4chan many years ago when it was like less than 40 cents. Nowadays saying "Link will go up" is about as sound a thesis as you can have if you show any conviction towards crypto.
link ripping to $100+ at some point remains my most delusional thesis. sergey is deep in the cut, and understands positioning to benefit from "US coin" clout, and doing/saying the right thing w/ this admin value accrual/rev needs improvement, but link has real adoption. gun to my rod, balls in a vitamix, i think the decade-long link bear market is over, on all pairs. because doug funnie said so diaperliquid
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