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Joined February 2021
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over $5B in crypto got stolen from binance today but not even $1 of $BNB got hacked what a coincidence right?
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This is how we should be orange pilling. teapaw.org/Austin211158161/status…
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funkin retweeted
"Bunker mode" $100K /\________ l l _______ l \__ l
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BREAKING: Mass walkouts at the UN General Assembly hall as Netanyahu begins his speech, leaving much of the room empty.
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Our latest research paper explores the growing connection between AI and digital assets and explains why broad AI adoption may drive new demand, utility and applications across the digital asset economy. blackrock.com/us/individual/…
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last cycle punished people for believing too much this cycle will punish people for not believing enough
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Only $913,000 more to go
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We do a little adding to the long term spot bags #bitcoin
Cool story bro, cya at 60k
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What if it's 60k? Have you bought enough? $BTC
$35K is going to be handed to everyone on a silver platter this cycle. One day, you'll log in, see $BTC at $35K and decide to wait because it might get cheaper. A week later, it'll still be sitting at $35K. Just waiting for you. You'll naturally buy the pico bottom on October 6th, perfectly time the next bull run, then watch BTC magically go straight up for four years. You'll sell the pico top like you did this cycle, then repeat it all over again. It really is that easy.
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I like that X hasn't removed the feature where when you open the app you see a good post, you read three words and the tl refreshes, showings you a dogshit post.
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funkin retweeted
Replying to @zerohedge
That’s a lot of money for someone who said his customers won’t need money in 5 or 6 years.
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funkin retweeted
Replying to @RealTrapBert
Starting in 3 weeks.
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Bitfinex whale, who was already buying since we fell below $77k, has accelerated purchases
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Replying to @SPCMNandHOBBES
Some of us called ETH dead when it went to proof of stake. For others they are learning that now.
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Replying to @Roman_Trading
He's got to pay the STRC dividends so the investors can give him the money back to buy the Bitcoin so he can sell the Bitcoin so he can buy the Bitcoin so he can sell the Bitcoin so he can buy the Bitcoin. You see?
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funkin retweeted
Every major Zcash move up has aligned perfectly with a $BTC market top. 5/5 times. A flawless track record so far… are you really willing to bet against that?
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🚨 “The initiative will begin a series of 60-day sprints designed to make rapid progress on the Consortium’s goals.” 🏎️🔥😊 Watch for a string of bullish #Uranium & #Nuclear build-out 'surprise' announcements from US Dept of Energy over the next 2 months to achieve 'rapid progress on near term goals.'🇺🇸💰🏗️⚛️🏭🧑‍🏭📰👀 This is the most significant US move in the past 75 years to boost domestic Uranium mining & processing!🎆🤠🐂 Be positioned and ready to ride the coming waves!🌊🏄
Breaking!💥 US Dept of @Energy’s Defense Production Act Consortium Unveils New Initiative to Grow Nation’s #Nuclear Fuel Cycle🇺🇸📜⏫⚛️⛽️🏭🧑‍🏭 More than 90 companies partner to catalyze a secure & cost-competitive domestic #Uranium fuel supply chain🤠🐂🌊🏄 energy.gov/ne/articles/depar…
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funkin retweeted
Isn’t this a genuine bitcoin:native breakout, Killa? Haven’t we clearly changed trend? Yeah… I remember people saying the same thing back in 2022. Didn’t end well for those breakout longers in the end.
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🚨 BREAKING: Someone just open-sourced a full offline survival computer with AI, Wikipedia, and maps built in. Project N.O.M.A.D. is an open-source offline survival computer. Self-contained. Zero internet required after install. Zero telemetry. Everything runs locally on your hardware. What it includes: → Full Wikipedia archives via Kiwix → Offline maps via OpenStreetMap → Local AI models via Ollama + Open WebUI → Calculators, reference tools, resource libraries → A management UI to control everything from a browser One curl command installs the entire system on any Debian-based machine. Runs headless as a server so any device on your local network can access it. Minimum specs to run the base system: dual-core processor, 4GB RAM, 5GB storage. To run local LLMs offline, you want 32GB RAM and an NVIDIA RTX 3060 or better. No accounts. No authentication by default. No cloud dependency. No phone-home behavior. Built to function when nothing else does. The grid, the cloud, the API you depend on. None of it is guaranteed. The people building local-first systems right now are the ones who won’t be asking for help when access disappears.
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funkin retweeted
The last time I watched a video like this and my spider senses tingled was SBF + Erik Voorhees 4 days before FTX was insolvent. Good luck.
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