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"One of these days, I'm going to give all this up and move to Michel Delving." https://teapaw.org/t.co/D8sksPFLJs

Joined June 2009
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A squirrel farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.
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A woman was desperately trying to climb out of a white van when the driver grabbed her and shoved her back inside. A passing motorist named Jay Bostic had stopped nearby, thinking someone needed roadside assistance. But when he saw the woman fighting to escape, he knew something was terribly wrong. Jay called 911 and tried to block the van with his vehicle, but the driver swerved around him and sped off. He followed the van through Brookside, Alabama, giving dispatchers their location. When the driver turned into a church parking lot, Jay saw his chance. He positioned his vehicle across the exit, but the driver accelerated straight into him, rammed his vehicle, and escaped again. Jay continued helping police track the van until officers caught up. But the suspect rammed a police vehicle and fled again before eventually barricading himself inside with the woman at knifepoint. For more than 35 minutes, officers negotiated as the terrified woman cried for help. Finally, tactical officers forced their way inside, overpowered the suspect, and pulled her to safety. Police later believed she might not have survived without Jay’s intervention. With the van’s windows covered and doors chained from the inside, she could have disappeared without anyone knowing what happened. When Jay was asked why he stepped in, he simply said, “I’ve got ladies in my life. This is what God wants us to do.” Jay risked his own life for a complete strangers. Now that’s the type of man I want the Internet talking about.
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Frank Martian retweeted
The distinctive features of a capuchinbird
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Dont make him pull the stem pin! lol
29 year old Dylan here tried to rob a liquor store with a homemade grenade, lol. He painted grid lines on an avocado and tried to pass it off... Oh my. I needed this laugh. 🤣 Thankfully, the cashier didn't buy it and has been trained in martial arts. He held Dylan until police arrived.
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Frank Martian retweeted
Imagine getting one punched by a Taco 🌮
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Remember the warg riders?
Kitty: my uber is late
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Seriously? Unplug them from the network and call it a day.
🚨 NEW: Britain is on alert to protect Tesco and Sainsbury's fridges amid cyber attacks on similar fridges across Europe Hackers are remotely accessing them and turning temperatures up to as high as 80C
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Frank Martian retweeted
The strength and intelligence of the Belgian Malinois Shepherd
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Frank Martian retweeted
Elon Musk wants this taken of X!! Please keep sharing it!! Musk is on the Epstein Files!! 👇
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I do not like you, Sam-I-am. You will not have my fucking RAM.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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This actually looks like fun
Sandboarding on desert dunes
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Another day in the jungle
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Officer is now on leave. Good, cuz this was unnecessary
Police punch Hispanic man already pinned to ground—22 times. Officer had already shot him with taser. "He stiffly hit the ground after being tased, and his head banged on asphalt," said witness. "Cop mounts him and starts beating—later 3 more piled on." Just because man was standing in the road blocking some traffic. Witnesses say he looked like he was having a mental episode—and was not trying to harm anyone. Emergency crews were called and took the man to the hospital. Local police confirmed the incident occurred at 3:15 pm—but released no other details except to say it was "under review." Incident occurred on Auburn Way near 37th Street NE in Auburn, Washington.
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The above message comes to you from the non compliant 6yo in me. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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BUTTPILLOW!!!
寝室に、もふもふ君が「入れて」とやってきたので、 ちょっと狭くはなるけど、あったかそうなので そのまま受け入れることにした…
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youtube.com/watch?v=eRV9uPr4… A little over 24 years ago, a huge years long slide culminated in a life changing mess. While the career path I was headed for ended, I still managed to stay in it. 2 days ago that past came to light at work. No matter what you do to try and 1/
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2/ make up for all that, it always comes back to haunt me.
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3/ moral. Dont be a dick. Some things are permanent and can never be erased.
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