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A squirrel farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.
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A woman was desperately trying to climb out of a white van when the driver grabbed her and shoved her back inside.
A passing motorist named Jay Bostic had stopped nearby, thinking someone needed roadside assistance. But when he saw the woman fighting to escape, he knew something was terribly wrong.
Jay called 911 and tried to block the van with his vehicle, but the driver swerved around him and sped off.
He followed the van through Brookside, Alabama, giving dispatchers their location. When the driver turned into a church parking lot, Jay saw his chance.
He positioned his vehicle across the exit, but the driver accelerated straight into him, rammed his vehicle, and escaped again.
Jay continued helping police track the van until officers caught up. But the suspect rammed a police vehicle and fled again before eventually barricading himself inside with the woman at knifepoint.
For more than 35 minutes, officers negotiated as the terrified woman cried for help.
Finally, tactical officers forced their way inside, overpowered the suspect, and pulled her to safety.
Police later believed she might not have survived without Jay’s intervention. With the van’s windows covered and doors chained from the inside, she could have disappeared without anyone knowing what happened.
When Jay was asked why he stepped in, he simply said, “I’ve got ladies in my life. This is what God wants us to do.”
Jay risked his own life for a complete strangers. Now that’s the type of man I want the Internet talking about.
Frank Martian retweeted
Elon Musk wants this taken of X!!
Please keep sharing it!!
Musk is on the Epstein Files!! 👇
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I do not like you, Sam-I-am.
You will not have my fucking RAM.
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Replying to @america
Stop lying,
House Bill 68 — This law, effective in 2024, bans all gender reassignment surgeries for minors and prohibits hormone treatments.
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DID YOU KNOW??
Owls don't actually have eyeballs, meaning they are physically incapable of rolling or moving their eyes even a fraction of a millimeter inside their heads.
Instead of the spherical eyeballs found in humans and most other animals, an owl’s eyes are elongated, rigid, metallic-looking structures known as eye tubes. These tubes are held firmly in place by dense bony rings inside the skull called sclerotic rings.
Because they cannot glance to the left or right to track prey, evolution forced a radical structural workaround: owls can rotate their necks up to a mind-boggling 270 degrees in either direction and tilt their heads completely upside down without moving the rest of their body. Walk with me 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
1. The 270-Degree Internal Plumbing Hack:
If a human tried to violently snap their head around 270 degrees, it would instantly sever the main arteries supplying blood to the brain, causing a fatal stroke. Owls survive this extreme rotation thanks to a highly specialized internal engineering matrix.
Owls possess 14 neck vertebrae, exactly twice as many as humans, which grants them an extreme range of mechanical flexibility. Their carotid arteries are routed through specialized, oversized hollow channels in the neck bones that are roughly ten times larger than the blood vessels themselves.
This creates a loose slack cushion. When the owl twists its neck, the arteries don't pinch shut. Instead, specialized blood reservoirs at the base of the skull instantly inflate to act as an internal buffer, continuously pumping oxygen-rich blood to the brain even when the neck is fully wrung.
2. The Invisible Asymmetrical Radar System:
While their vision is spectacular, many owl species, like the Barn Owl, hunt in complete, pitch-black darkness using an acoustic targeting system driven by intentionally misaligned ears.
Unlike humans, whose ears are symmetrically aligned on both sides of the head, an owl's ears are totally uneven. For instance, the left ear opening might sit high up near the forehead, while the right ear opening is positioned much lower down near the jaw.
When a mouse rustles through dead leaves on the forest floor, the sound waves hit the lower ear a fraction of a microsecond before they reach the higher ear. The owl’s highly advanced auditory cortex instantly cross-references this minute time delay to map out a precise three-dimensional coordinate grid, allowing them to pinpoint and strike prey moving beneath thick snow or dense grass without ever seeing it.
3. Combat Stealth and the Physics of Silent Flight:
Most predatory birds, like eagles and falcons, make a distinct, high-pitched "whoosh" sound when they dive because their stiff feathers violently chop through the air currents. Owls are completely silent killers.
The primary feathers on the front edge of an owl’s wing feature a stiff, comb-like serrated trim. This microscopic fringe actively breaks up large, noisy pockets of air into tiny, chaotic micro-turbulences.
The rest of the wing is blanketed in a dense, velvety soft down feather coating that absorbs any remaining high-frequency acoustic friction.
Because the air flows smoothly through and over their feathers rather than crashing against them, owls can glide just inches behind a target in absolute silence, leaving their prey completely oblivious until the moment of impact.
FINALLY!
Owls are a fascinating collection of extreme evolutionary design compromises. Because they traded mobile eyeballs for massive, light-gathering eye tubes, they had to rebuild their entire circulatory system just to safely spin their heads around.
They weaponized skull asymmetry into an organic radar system and altered the physics of aerodynamics to achieve complete acoustic stealth, cementing their status as the ultimate nocturnal apex predators.
Scary eyes at night too 😂
Hopefully you've learnt something new today?
Cheers 🥂 😅
The Medic Who Writes™🌚
Frank Martian retweeted
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
This scam “Help” app @GetTheFabulous is advertising openly on X via @XBusiness - meanwhile literally countless people are complaining about blatant THEFT and FRAUD by this company via predatory invoicing. Meanwhile they haven’t been active since 2022. Money is cool, huh!
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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS STORE MANAGERS, BUT I'M DONE.
I just pulled $140 worth of groceries off the shelf, carried them across the store, scanned every item myself at a self-checkout kiosk, bagged every single item, and tapped my own card.
Then the machine screen flipped around and asked:
"Would you like to round up your total to donate to corporate charity?"
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
You eliminated 12 cashier jobs to cut corporate payroll, forced me to provide free manual labor for 15 minutes just to buy food, and now you want ME to fund your tax write-off?
If I'm doing the work of an employee, give me a 10% self-checkout discount at checkout.
Stop asking for tips and donations at kiosks where I did 100% of the work.







































