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@ctrlaltstvn

a little bit of everything

Joined March 2023
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Going into debt for 20 years just to get a degree
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What’s a normal thing in America that would sound completely insane to someone from another country?
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What’s a normal thing in America that would sound completely insane to someone from another country?
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Her: “I’m so wet” Me in condom
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Bro got the helicopter AND the police boat involved. WHAT did he steal? 😭
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It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is so different
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Be honest, would you enter that sewer for your iPhone or let it go? 😭
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𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 (@FromN5_) profile picture
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@FromN5_Nov 8
millennials have reached the age where a cancelled plan can genuinely improve the entire mood of the day
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@ReechmillyNov 8
Niggas be like "i did 4years" like i suppose to respect him cause he got caught
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@Squeeze1iNov 8
CHEAT SHEET: WHAT TO CLEAN FIRST WHEN YOUR HOME FEELS OVERWHELMING. When every room looks messy, don't try to clean everything at once. Follow this simple order. 🧵
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♡♡♡♧ (@Iamkuna_kiya26) profile picture
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@Iamkuna_kiya26Nov 8
this is frying me bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Iamkuna_kiya26Oct 26
Nah, when fighting, got so scary as hell 😭
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This is everyone plan, right?
𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗 (@ilyhaden) profile picture𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗
@ilyhadenNov 8
I just want to be able to afford things without checking my account balance
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The link up never gets old
Ọmọ Akin (@GuyMr10) profile pictureỌmọ Akin
@GuyMr10Nov 8
Quote with a video in your gallery :
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Women's version of panic attack
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388 votes were sitting on a memory card and nobody noticed until after election night? How does something like this happen?
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksNov 7
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Missing election machine memory card discovered in Georgia flips state legislative race from Democrat to Republican.
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Imagine explaining this tattoo to your next boyfriend
TaraBull (@TaraBull) profile pictureTaraBull
@TaraBullNov 7
Tattoo artist going viral for their detailed art work
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So we all gonna be needing USA vitamin B-1 in our 30s? 😭
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Imagine being inside your own apartment and getting shot because somebody outside thought firing an AK-47 into the air was entertainment. What is actually wrong with people?
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Bro asking what love is after his own relationship drama is crazy timing 😭
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 6
What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me)
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Me after eating only a salad for lunch because I'm trying to be healthy
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Imagine every country deciding to celebrate New Year’s Eve like Algeria, The entire world would sound like a war zone
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