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Joined March 2023
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It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is so different
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millennials have reached the age where a cancelled plan can genuinely improve the entire mood of the day
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Niggas be like "i did 4years" like i suppose to respect him cause he got caught
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CHEAT SHEET: WHAT TO CLEAN FIRST WHEN YOUR HOME FEELS OVERWHELMING. When every room looks messy, don't try to clean everything at once. Follow this simple order. 🧡
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this is frying me bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Nah, when fighting, got so scary as hell 😭
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This is everyone plan, right?
I just want to be able to afford things without checking my account balance
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The link up never gets old
Quote with a video in your gallery :
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Black Attacks White Kid in Bathroom! It doesn’t go the way he thought....
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His wife shave him, the avatar style and violated him that he is bald... HE freak out at the end
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Why do the poor men want kids the most? Not to build a legacy, but to extend the bloodline of struggle, stupidity & scarcity. 😩
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This girl on Instagram said I was Standing in line at Costco when the woman behind me, wearing a β€œGulf of America” shirt, catches me smirking. Her: β€œYou don’t like my shirt?” Me: β€œBefore I answer, what’s your name?” Her: β€œJanet.” Me: β€œYeah… I don’t like that name. I’m calling you Margaret.” Her: β€œBut that’s not my name!” Me: β€œExactly. Now you understand.” Paid for my stuff and walked away. πŸ˜ŽπŸ™„
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Look at this text I got from my grandma 😭😭
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I’ll wait as long as it takes for something this genuine 🀍
πŸ€– Made with AI
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If you value your peace, here are 7 types of women you should stay away from:
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Aishah Sofey totally messing her ride in her first GTA 5 Playthrough😭πŸ₯².....,.... Yes Playthrough
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If you are over 25 and still judge people by their credit score or luxury car, you're financially illiterate. Half the people driving $80k German SUVs are three missed payments away from repossession. Wealth is quiet; debt is loud.
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An altercation between an employee and a customer escalates into a physical fight outside
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"You need therapy" Me: "No I just need someone to swing at me first so I can let it all out."
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