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It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is so different
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millennials have reached the age where a cancelled plan can genuinely improve the entire mood of the day
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Niggas be like "i did 4years" like i suppose to respect him cause he got caught
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CHEAT SHEET: WHAT TO CLEAN FIRST WHEN YOUR HOME FEELS OVERWHELMING.
When every room looks messy, don't try to clean everything at once.
Follow this simple order. π§΅
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His wife shave him, the avatar style and violated him that he is bald... HE freak out at the end
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Why do the poor men want kids the most? Not to build a legacy, but to extend the bloodline of struggle, stupidity & scarcity. π©
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This girl on Instagram said I was Standing in line at Costco when the woman behind me, wearing a βGulf of Americaβ shirt, catches me smirking.
Her: βYou donβt like my shirt?β
Me: βBefore I answer, whatβs your name?β
Her: βJanet.β
Me: βYeahβ¦ I donβt like that name. Iβm calling you Margaret.β
Her: βBut thatβs not my name!β
Me: βExactly. Now you understand.β
Paid for my stuff and walked away. ππ
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Iβll wait as long as it takes for something this genuine π€
π€ Made with AI
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Aishah Sofey totally messing her ride in her first GTA 5 Playthroughππ₯².....,.... Yes Playthrough
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If you are over 25 and still judge people by their credit score or luxury car, you're financially illiterate. Half the people driving $80k German SUVs are three missed payments away from repossession. Wealth is quiet; debt is loud.


























