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We can’t lose this show. We just can’t.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Pride flag has been raised at Cheesecake Factory. The Cheesecake Factory has fallen.
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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I’m sorry this the funniest shit I seen in a while very original
Reffing at LA fitness
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#MCRLA1 mcr show posting in 2019: omg guys tehrye playing helena!! mcr show posting in 2026: they colonized the united states. she has a gun.
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Commanders clock management son or eagles medical staff daughter
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*slight* spoiler but i’m pretty sure elizabeth holmes references this in you can see everything and i was the only person in my theater that laughed
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Love that this is my city because we are tired of these idiots
LOOK HOW SHE FUCKING ATE THAT OMG
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Wake up babe, a new Biddy Blas edit just dropped. 🎥 boltsmcsteezey on TikTok
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In honor of Visionquest coming out, I reintroduce to you the best tweet I ever came up with 🤣
“Ayo. What is drip, if not sauce persevering?”
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Ding Dong Biddy Blas
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Shitting myself at work so everyone thinks I get pussy
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Poliwrath over the middle gonna be like Prime Ray Lewis
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Trump’s exact quote “Let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay.” It’s treasonous, you liars.
No, he didn't, you buffoons. He was saying the U.S. is fighting to STOP Iran from having the ability to take out LA and San Diego with a nuclear weapon — which they would if they had the chance.
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He's doing the pose
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“Rapists of cornell rot in hell” “Public castration for all rapists and pedophiles”
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