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there is absolutely nothing wrong with me at all

Joined August 2025
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Sometimes I worry women only talk to me because I can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 20 minutes
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For Halloween im gonna be a guy with super stinky farts
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Indian mermaids
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This definitely moves like a real life Veggietales character
Born in Brazil with no arms and no legs, Briel Adams-Wheatley was abandoned at the hospital shortly after birth because of her disabilities. At 9 months old, she was adopted by a big family in Utah. Her new mom pushed her to be as independent as possible. With no way to attach prosthetic limbs, Briel taught herself to navigate the world using only her torso, neck and chin. She learned to climb stairs, swim, write and cook on her own. In 2020, she matched with a man named Adam Wheatley on a dating app. They got married the next year and ended their wedding by jumping into a pool together. Two years later, Briel told the world she was a transgender woman. Adam stayed by her side.
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Can’t afford a crib so I just give my toddler a Viagra at night so he doesn’t roll off my futon
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I jelq on company time
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MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER) - sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -
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If you get raped by a guy over 300lbs, buddy kind of earned it
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Me and my mutuals in the wrong hood looking for the clit
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Can’t even open this app in public anymore smh
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Economy fucked, everyone getting pics of my feet this year for xmas
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He doesn’t know I spent the day cheating on him at the SPCA
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Only motion I got is in my large intestine
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my idiot son enjoying his favorite tasty treat: plastic wrap
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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McDonald’s and fornication tonight queen
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Using my fat hog wifes belly button as a cup holder during missionary
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Flowers for Algernon for black people
XXXTentacions old NoteBook from 2015 - He was 17 at the time
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