Kilroy was Here

"accident" 🤣 Sweeties, this is what we in the motorcycle business call a "squid". They're called that after what they look like after a superspeed fatal collision. He was living in Miami (sportbike USA), rarely ever wearing gear (every dude under BMI 17 takes their clothes off while on 2 wheels), paying his bills with porn (for sportsbikes addicts, also not unusal at all to see guys doing this to trade-in from their 650 to a Liter), has a cup flyscreen for full tucking, because he's routinely sending it with bros on H2s and Panigales who also don't know how to handle monster sportbikes. S. Florida is about the only place where I've seen squids in nuthuggers and flipflops and sunglasses riding a CBR1000-RR and no other clothing. Texas squids at least try to wear some clothes, even though they hardly wear gear either. Why do they do it? Go pull up some Palm Beach video of the motorcycle showboaters. Drunk white women chase these guys like you wouldn't believe. They run in their heels drunk and try to mount the pillion seat. Being a squid and super in-shape means endless drunk tang in South Florida. So fkn funny he wears no clothes and instead of some cheap Alpinestars gloves he's got MX gauntlets on. More than one color of them too apparently, he really likes no shirt but wears gauntlets. Not the most baked cookie in the jar.