Retired research scientist. This feed spans everything I take an interest in, often sarcastic or ironic. Overlaps with @JohnMHancock and @Chartwatchmaguk 🇬🇧

Joined August 2008
Wonder if she broke a hosepipe ban
Would Suella Braverman of the Nigel Farage Party #ReformUK like to explain herself to the ELECTORATE of this Country and explain why its ok for her to claim 45 grand while the Commoners struggle with their energy bills Sure there are more MPS doing the same thing THEY SHOULD ALL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT
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He's also been banned from driving down Oxford Street
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I see they kept him well away from her famous "ass"
Nicki Minaj “President Trump, it’s an honour to stand with you every single time, and I will continue to support you forever and ever.” Of all the millions of Americans Trump could’ve picked to say this, he picked Nikki Minaj who can’t even vote for him.
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WWII was still live in peoples' memories then
An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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It's what they do
Israeli tourism in Cyprus is surging, with nearly 600,000 trips by Israelis last year and growing investment across industries. Cypriots say the influx is threatening local businesses and pushing communities out of their neighbourhoods. Al Jazeera’s Nils Adler reports.
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He thought he was a hard man, but that was his wife
And baldness now surely beckons.
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Who's paying for the bacon butties
Kate Garraway and Ranvir Singh wanted some basic answers from Lee Anderson about Reform UK's handling of a funding controversy. The Reform chairman defended the party and repeatedly stressed that it was taking the allegations seriously. However, one detail about the inquiry proved unexpectedly difficult to explain. The exchange became one of the more uncomfortable interviews of Reform's funding row.
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I shall become a hermit
Replying to @East_Cheam_Lad
The wild man of the woods and The cold
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Are we sure it's not an exorcism?
Christians praying for the man who took away health care for the sick and food from poor kids....
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Good to know what to avoid
Eating terrible and overpriced food, to own the left.
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Touching false transliteration of manoeuvre there
La manœuvre de Macron est déjouée. Magnifique discipline pour la plus grande manif depuis le début du mouvement. Le pouvoir doit céder ou il ne restera plus que la porte de sortie.
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They called it the Prayer, its answer was law Its logic stopped war, gave them food How they adored till it cried in its boredom
This is a sci-fi plagiarized from Iain M Banks who would have hated Elon Musk more than anyone on Earth. Isaacson: “And does that mean humans should always be in control?” Musk: “…I mean if the AI was awesome, you’d say like, ‘Maybe the AI should be in control, you know?’”
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"Only in America could I rise to have so much power that the President has to beg me not to turn off an ally's weapons system"
Capitalism is much better than socialism because under socialism no one can even afford to buy elections
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Tucker Carlson says that the reason why people hate Russia is because it's a white, Christian country. George Galloway says it's hard to understand why anyone hates Russia, and Tucker Carlson says the West is "offended by the existence of majority-white Christian countries."
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Yes, Trump is closet Liberace
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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In fact the spoils aren't shared unless you get 1.5 pts each
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