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Bulawayo, Zimbabwe
Joined March 2024
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1 day, we shall leave these bodies, possessions, and everything we chased behind. In the end, it is not what we owned or who we were on earth that matters, but the state of our souls when we stand before the Lord. Awaken, for the world is temporary but the soul must face eternity
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Dear @matinyarare, The X brand strategists have been on my case about posting vehicles online, specifically the Cayenne. Apparently it's not good for my software brands for people to know I have one at home ๐Ÿซข. As the only person in Zim who I know who has a Cayenne, could we possibly meet for coffee sometime just to discuss how amazing these vehicles are in person. If we end up doing any business after that, I promise not to tell the brand strategists about it They might get a heart attack due to their world view being challenged like that. On a more serious note, hope you're enjoying yours to the max brother. And yes, if you're in Joburg anytime in the next 2 months, would be keen to meet you for coffee. Harare in December too. Regards, Ngoni. And to the brand strategists, I know you mean well and appreciate your feedback ๐Ÿค.
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The algorithm is insane๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Saka kuna Mukanya itori million yarohwa nechindege ka
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Twitter is not a real place
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Cerevita Guy retweeted
Manchester City is ABOVE the program. Ehe zve 115 charges tazvinzwa but kuti we are ABOVE the program munozviziva here ?
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Ini ma followers angu aive nemari anenge akapera kufa.. mazuvano weekend inosvika ndisina kutengerwa hwahwaโ€ฆ Maybe vaku saver mari kuti vangozonditi โ€œgo and see victorโ€
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Ukaona Deal Ranzi hariite rozonzi Raakuita..Tiza!!
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Before the examโ€ฆ Dad: โ€œkana ukafoira ibva watokanganwa kuti ndiri baba vako andingarambe ndichitambisa mari yangu kubhadharira dofoโ€ After the exam Dad: How was the exam? Me: Garazviya ndimi ani mdara imi?
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Ndakazomboti ndashanya ndikanzi nekamwana keipapo Sei Makashata kudai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Ndakambowanikidzwa ndichidyira mwana yoghurt apa ndandiri muenzi.. day iroro ndaka wisher kuti dai ndine magic ndago disappear๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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Mxit and 2Go generation show up!!
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Pane chitrend chainzi Man Crush Monday neWoman Crush Wednesday chaibheura TL at 220km/h once or twice weekly. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Creation is Amazing Isa 29:16 Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of him that framed it, He had no understanding? The word of God is clear the heaven and the earth and everything in them were created by God. Always remember He is the Creator and He loves you.
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Meanwhile โ€ฆ Messi : Iโ€™m the Goat Ferran Tores : #WC26
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Cerevita Guy retweeted
Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Spain just beat Argentina at the 2026 World Cup, 1-0. espn.com/soccer/story/_โ€ฆ
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My Dad donโ€™t even know when I was born ๐Ÿ˜‚
My Dad needs to forget my birthday often because mukuvhara ma1 adzo ndowanzoitirwa zvimaQuarts. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘€ Lamine Yamal: โ€œFrance? There are two optionsโ€ฆ or France ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐–๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ ๐‚๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ, or then ๐›๐ž๐š๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐโ€. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Guys do you still remember the days when you could buy "housing" for your phone and make it brand new ๐Ÿ˜‚
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