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It is MICRO and SOFT Call it Microsoft
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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"My Lord, my client has urerine fury that she can't even stay for a day without ...... i therefore request the honorable court to look at her case from that angle.... Thank you" I am coming for Law bwana
Niko na shida ya Uterus siwezi Kaa Bila Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanaume!Lady Defends Herself in Court as she begs for lenient Bail terms!
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It had to be an Omondi again!
Foreign media outlets are posting “how-to guides” for a RANDOM U.S. visa lottery. I introduced the End the Visa Lottery Act because American citizenship is not a game. Why are we allowing a program that leaves American citizenship up to the luck of the draw?
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She could have waited a little bit longer to INJECT the clueless politicians
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Who will COOK these politicians!?
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This is a classical representation of what employers usually do being done to them. Employer: Do not call us, We shall call you... Gen Z Employee: Do not call me, I will call you
Gen Z job seekers are now ghosting employers after interviews, even after being told they are the preferred candidates. According to one HR manager, a candidate went silent after being selected for a supervisory role. After nearly two weeks of calls and messages, he explained that he had accepted another job with “a better salary and a shorter commute.” Candidates are increasingly considering factors beyond salary, including: — Flexible working arrangements — Medical benefits — Shorter commutes — Career growth opportunities
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Each has their own spine and also the patient has one
Neurosurgeons Vs Ortho Surgeons Who owns the spine?
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The patient
Neurosurgeons Vs Ortho Surgeons Who owns the spine?
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We should be taxed after paying rent, utilities and shopping bana. Do not tax me based on an arbitrary imaginary value "Gross Pay" which is generally not a payment but just a number to justify why you must deduct me a certain amount.
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Heifers given... I rest my case
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Good morning Mr Ndii, does your comment still hold?
Who thinks for this government? How do you justify forcing a minimum wage tea picker in Kericho or waiter in Kwale to finance middle class housing in Nairobi?
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A hen can eat anywhere in the village but knows where to lay the egg
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The "god" windows key in 2015
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A TB patient improves, then worsens after starting ART. Which syndrome explains this paradox?
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Drove to kitale and back to test if my new battery was indeed okay
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When is the last time that you used scratch card to top up your airtime?
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When World Cup was World Cup, octopuses were used to predict game outcomes
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At this point watuuze sasa
State plans eCitizen data sale to boost revenue zurl.co/kYNB2
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They need to secure better HD cameras
KBC has secured free-to-air broadcast rights for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
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Na hivi ndo watatoa ebola hapo quarantine
Kenyan woman spotted in Laikipia throwing herself at a British soldier! They think Wazungus are gods, utatiwa mimba na aende kwao 🤣🤣 By the way, a person earning 70k in Kenya is richer than them. They earn roughly 200k. If the soldier pays 100k in rent back home, spend 50k while serving here in Kenya, and sends the rest to his wife, parents, and savings, he won’t have anything left to cater for your baby Wanjiru!! Unlike in Kenya, they don’t enlist because they lack options to earn a living. There are plenty of better-paying opportunities back home. They join the military purely for patriotism and to serve their country.
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