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Chelsea FC💙 Linkin Park Fan🤘 Marvel and Wrestling Nerd🤓

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Thought I’d start a thread of my tattoos and add to the thread as I get more 🧵💉
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Jarred Gillet vs Chelsea
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Thomas Meunier ended Hazard’s career, just tried it with Caicedo.
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Brobbey trips himself up & somehow gets himself a penalty. The Premier League ladies & gentleman. 👏
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If VAR are saying outside the penalty area. They’ve made a massive error because there’s another lunge inside the box.
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give him time, he needs to adapt to the league.
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How can I lose ? Enzo Maresca is a fraud and I’ve kept that same energy from 2024 useless
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We tried to warn them
Maresca Out.
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Delighted for Josh King. So glad he finally got an England call up. Been lobbying for it since 2017. Long overdue.
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Manjdog taught him that
31’ | Scott Pollock scores directly from a corner to equalise for the home side. 1-1 | #OXCLEI
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We don’t do the shite competitions anyway
Understand that England were told by Chelsea that Palmer is fit and ready to go when they made the medical checks on him. It is purely Tuchel's decision to leave him out of his latest squad #cfc
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Josh Acheampong?
For the final time in 2026… 🥁 Your #ThreeLions squad for November camp! 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Visionary
The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.
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Stand up for your mates ✊🏼 rather have a mate cry into my arms then cry at his funeral #MensMentalHealth
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Horrendous news about Tenerife’s Jesus de Miguel’s death. What a tragic accident. I hope Andorra goalkeeper Jesús Owono gets the support he’ll no doubt need. RIP Jesus de Miguel.
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Jesus Christ, rest in peace🙏
Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. 🖤 DEP
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YA DOING GREAT YA DOING GREAT
🚨🚨 LEIGH FRANCIS is one of the final names who is reportedly joining the cast of this years #ImACeleb — which starts in exactly 2 weeks — after years of rumours and ‘almost signing up’ in 2024.
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#millionpoundshot still putting my acca on this Saturday idc
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Clearly bases players on how many FPL points they get
Replying to @usman_r11
He’s barely creating chances, Rogers has been a much bigger creator this season.
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Bro must’ve thought John lundstram was the best player in the world a few year ago
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