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Joined November 2016
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Willycocks getting the hit pieces this morning
There are players in the dressing room who feel the same as Lisandro Martinez over Jason Wilcox and the club’s approach in the summer. Wilcox has tried to establish a rapport with players, usually through light humour, but some believe in crunch moments there is an absence of authority or planning [@TheAthleticFC]
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weird lie
She plays Amorim's system by the way..
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Are we forgetting that he was pushing for GARETH SOUTHGATE
Man Utd sacked the only man who was willing to make the hard decisions to change the culture in the club and start a proper rebuild btw
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how dare people want us to keep a 22 year old who has barely had a bad game since joining
Cunha and Sesko 80%+ keep. Vivell 65%+ keep. Dorgu 50/50. We’ll never be good again.
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Its not hard, Michael
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personally don’t think that should have been a pen
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at least Martinez won’t play next game tho
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Acting like it’s some conspiracy to charge people going to Chessington World of Adventures when the ULEZ just covers the boundaries of Greater London, which Chessington World of Adventures is in
The blue zone is ULEZ. Ultra low emission zone. If you have an old car you pay 12.5£ a day to drive IN the zone. The blue dot is me. I drove to Chessington Adventure Park. I drove in. Straight off M25. Parked my car. I'm going to spend all day in the theme park. Literally zero driving done in the whole London. But I still have to pay the ULEZ. Because the zone takes a funny deviation to magically encompass the theme park. There's thousands of cars driving in every day. Driving in and being parked for the whole day. If that's not a text book definition of scam, then I don't know what is.
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HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ JASON CUNDY ✅ CHELSEA ✅ KINGS ROAD ✅ FLOWER SHOW ✅ MADE IN CHELSEA ✅ STAMFORD THE LION ✅ CHELSEA BUN ✅ DAMON ALBARN ✅ KEVIN PIETERSEN ✅ THE SHED ✅ ANDY JACOBS For the first time ever, Jason Cundy got Has Anyone Seen'd by Andy Goldstein 🤣
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Nearly £1000 of that is voluntary though
October payslip breakdown: Basic pay: £9,799.75 PAYE (0 personal allowance): -£3,291.57 Salary sacrifice: -£489.99 NI Employee: -£354.19 Student loan: -£619.00 Health plan: -£22.75 Stock plan contribution: -£489.99 Net pay: £4,533.26
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Except the new stadium is Ratcliffe’s project, who Neville seems fairly cosy with?
I see the new stadium plans are gonna affect his poxy hotel
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Peak banter era that our only out and out centre forward will be out for a total of 7 months with shin splints
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United anticipate Benjamin Sesko will be out until at least January as he strives to recover fully from his shin injury. [@lauriewhitwell]
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Hate to bite with AI slop but “never settled” on a player who signed in the summer and is yet to play 10 games in the league for them
Pyramid ranking of Barcelona “Most Wasteful signing”
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Also Higuain? lol
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First of all no one is taking a nearly £10k paycut to work in Asda if they are in a skilled job. Secondly don’t you think it’s more concerning that skilled workers are only making £35k
Country be fucked soon be people in skilled jobs only on £35k who will think fuck it I'll work full time in asda doe £27k instead 🤣🤯
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What? I thought he was always “conveniently injured” whenever a manager was on borrowed time?
🚨🔙 Kobbie Mainoo was BACK in training today, Manchester United have confirmed 🤩 A much needed boost, fingers crossed he’ll be fit enough to play this weekend 🔋 #MUFC
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Someone was saying “it can’t be a coincidence”. Well yes, it can actually
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Replying to @KweenInYellow
I'm calling it, she's gonna try to start an affair with Ethan
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So then why couldn’t this supposed multi-billionaire Qatari sheikh provide proof of funds?
why do united fans keep saying sheikh jassim and qatar weren't real? he had a delegation full of his representatives who visited both carrington and old trafford. their attempts were 100% serious and real
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“Mainoo hinders us defensively” update:
Despite the fact that he had missed the last two games, Kobbie Mainoo has won 10 more ground duels than any of his teammates in the Premier League this season. A huge miss in midfield. 😬
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