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Joined November 2012
Starting a new series called తెలుగు Tuesdays, where I explore the lesser-known dishes of Telugu home cooking! First up, chamadumpa vepudu. A childhood favourite, with a little nostalgia from my Madras days. Stories, memories and the full recipe on my Substack! substack.com/@darthdevi/note…
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Air purifier companies, please STOP reaching out to me. I work in public policy to make clean air a reality, not a luxury. My ambition is a world where air purifiers are obsolete. I cannot endorse a calamity-fuelled, overpriced fan-and-filter apparatus masquerading as a solution.
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the way they gagged the entire set and killed off 3/4 of them when everyone thought this was the official cast still kills me 😭😭
1 year ago today, the First Episode for the ‘IT: Welcome To Derry’ series premiered on HBO Max. 🎈
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There’s bound to be some tamasha when this book comes out. After all, others have spent decades telling my “story”, now it’s my turn.
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Never deleting this app 😭
Bro looks more like Narad Muni 😭
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The Hinge Gods are after you
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India is a zero-trust society
🚨SHOCKING - FIR against Malabar: A man walked into a Malabar Gold showroom in Bilaspur with a simple request: exchange his old 22-carat HUID-hallmarked bracelet. The staff ran it through their XRF machine. Once. Twice. Three times. Every reading came back the same: 20 carat. They even told him the hallmark didn’t exist. He called the local jeweller who had sold him the bracelet. The jeweller walked in, confirmed the HUID, and asked them to test it again. Same machine. Same bracelet. Same room. This time an employee adjusted something on the machine. Suddenly the reading flipped to 916 - pure 22 carat. The jeweller recorded everything. The Sarafa Association arrived. Police registered an FIR against the showroom manager and the machine operator. The machine and DVR were seized. This wasn’t a small local shop. This was Malabar Gold “the chain that advertises trust, purity, and BIS standards across India”. One bracelet. Two readings. An 8% gap in gold value. And the only thing that changed was who was watching. If a hallmarked piece can magically lose two carats the moment a customer wants to exchange it, and magically regain them the moment someone pushes back, what exactly is the machine testing? Customers don’t walk into Malabar expecting a calibration error that only appears when they’re selling gold. They walk in expecting the purity printed on their receipt. The FIR is real. The readings are on record. The machine was seized. Malabar still hasn’t explained why the same piece of gold needed a “setting” before it became 22 carat again. Until they do, this isn’t a machine glitch. It’s a business model.
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tamerlane usher’s death scene lives in my mind rent free
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It’s deeply disrespectful to us Brazilians, who spent 20 days mobilizing across the country, standing up to Big Tech and imperialist forces, to credit our victory as a nation to an American billionaire who said absolutely nothing about our elections. Delete this shit, @Variety.
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AI could never come up with this drag
when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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Carla Gugino in THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER
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Made a zucchini and cottage cheese lasagna at home with my own homemade lasagna sheets. There’s a phenomenal brand called Cotti Culture on IG, please check them out. They’re perhaps the only brand making cottage cheese in Bangalore. Excellent stuff and so versatile to use, and an easy high protein option.
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Drunk dial your ex at 1 AM but never buy an under construction property
The worst investment I did is buying a property of Godrej- big brand bigger, bigger fraud. Bought a property in 2023, they told we will get possession in 2026 mid, forget the possession, they are telling they want to add additional floors and that too 8-9 floors, without adding any extra plot to the project. From past 3 months the CRMs has bullied, disturbed, bribed and what not for us to sign the consent form to modify the RERA, as a person who works a full time job, this kind of harassment takes a toll on mental health, as now I am paying full EMI and possession not sure when they are going to give(maybe 2028(Rera date)), the constructions they have left in mid. For Phase1 owners also they are pushing the handover deadline. This is so disappointing! and now I am stuck, so whenever you decide to buy a property in Godrej, think 100 times before.
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ulsoor lake “closes” at 10am so I’ll just watch it like I’m jailed
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Mumbai peeps Please keep an eye out for the very sweet Laddu. He’s been missing from Worli Seaface > Last seen Worli Seaface 17th evening at 7pm. > Very friendly and loving > Loves running with cyclists and Runners. #Laddumissing
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Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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The spookiest story I have come across is about vultures and other birds dropping human body parts on apartment balconies of a certain apartment next to the place. This was some 15+ years ago when there was just one large apartment community next to it.
Y’all I’ve heard the WILDEST firsthand stories about apartments near the Parsi Tower of Silence. Carpenters hearing voices calling their names, doors opening and closing on their own, owners reportedly abandoning their homes, and apartments lying vacant. Add property litigation and delayed handovers to the mix, and it’s a spooky web of stories. I’m fascinated! Last year when A and I were house hunting, I suggested to him that we should maybe check out some apartments that side and he was like NOPETY NOPE.
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Y’all I’ve heard the WILDEST firsthand stories about apartments near the Parsi Tower of Silence. Carpenters hearing voices calling their names, doors opening and closing on their own, owners reportedly abandoning their homes, and apartments lying vacant. Add property litigation and delayed handovers to the mix, and it’s a spooky web of stories. I’m fascinated! Last year when A and I were house hunting, I suggested to him that we should maybe check out some apartments that side and he was like NOPETY NOPE.
In North Bangalore there was a Parsi tower of silence,& two lakes famous for being suicide spots Rational people paid good rates to buy Now every second day kids fall, fall ill, explained losses in business, marital strifes for residents Quite a few people want to sell & run
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Not everything I cook makes it to Instagram, but some things are too good not to share! Pork roast akki rotti rolls, deep-dish pizza, idli waffles, pepperoni udon & more. Wrote about this week's kitchen adventures on Substack. Come read! darthdevi.substack.com/p/all…
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