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Creative technologist ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป โ€ข Chemistry degree โš—๏ธ โ€ข Loves: Oxford commas, and dogs โ€ข Blocked by Trump โ€ข He/him/his โ€ข ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โ€ข @davey@mastodon.online

London
Joined March 2008
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iโ€™m touching my pussy in ways iโ€™ve never touched before
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MAGA, you may be wondering why weโ€™re celebrating so much tonight. Itโ€™s not because we donโ€™t like you. Itโ€™s because we loathe you on a molecular level. Because youโ€™re objectively bad people who worship the literal worst human alive. Hope this helps!
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How the fuck would she know?
Hell of a night to be a normie centrist Republican.
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I just want to congratulate these guys on going all in on Trump.
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Don't forget @elonmusk spent $474 Million dollars on tonight and that just makes it all the more special.
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LAWYER UP.
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I don't want to make a sweeping generalization, but it's at least interesting that every Elon Musk fan I've met is the biggest loser I know.
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Funny how socialism is evil until farmers need subsidies, corporations need bailouts, or billionaires need tax breaks.
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I am terrified the Democrats wonโ€™t win the midterms. I am terrified what Trump will do if he loses. Fuck you America, for putting the rest of the world in this terrifying place. We will never forget you elected him TWICE!!!! #Midterms26
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Juno overwatch
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Davey ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ retweeted
Wuyang and Anran's secret third sibling:
Majoring in poop studies at poop university
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lol Louis Walsh being based was not on my bingo card (I will not confirm he is actually based because he always gave me creepy vibes) but Iโ€™m surprised
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bakers after kneading
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In case you never heard Peppa Pig singing
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In case you never heard a lynx meowing
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milk my prostate and stroke my cock a little if i'm wrong but isn't sonic the hedgehog a cat?
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Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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