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An ICE agent scanned the wrong license plate, chased the wrong man, and ended up shooting Julio Sosa-Celis through his own front door. DHS’s first story: Sosa-Celis attacked agents with a broom and snow shovel. City surveillance video proved that was false — the whole struggle lasted about 12 seconds. DHS admitted its agents gave “untruthful” sworn testimony. Charges against Sosa-Celis were dropped with prejudice. The agent, Christian Castro, is now charged with 4 counts of assault + falsely reporting a crime. He fled to Texas. Greg Abbott is refusing to extradite him. Minnesota’s AG just sued Abbott to force it. A Republican governor is actively shielding a federal agent from facing trial for shooting an innocent man and lying about it under oath. Texas, you have a job to do in November. And then justice can finally be delivered.
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Smallpox killed an estimated 300 million people in the 20th century. Today it kills zero Not “fewer.” ZERO We deleted it By VACCINES
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Then a Republican was elected
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MAGA, your boy literally saluted an enemy communist general. Even Kim Jong Un was like, "bruh..."
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It's been 40 fucking years since Reagan, and not a drop of wealth ever trickled down. It's never going to fucking happen
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Sharks are older than trees, Saturn's rings, and the North Star. Sharks first appeared ~450M years ago, trees - 350M years ago, Saturn's rings - 100M years ago, and Polaris - 50M years ago. The earliest shark-like fishes appeared more than 400 million years ago, long before dinosaurs walked the Earth. Fossil evidence places their ancestors in the Silurian and Devonian periods, while the first forests did not develop until tens of millions of years later. Sharks have survived all five of Earth's major mass-extinction events, including the Permian extinction about 252 million years ago, which eliminated the majority of marine species. Their basic evolutionary strategy proved extraordinarily durable, although today's shark species are very different from their ancient ancestors. The comparison with Saturn is more complicated. Recent research suggests its spectacular rings may be only around 100 million years old, although their exact age remains debated. Sharks even predate the dinosaurs by roughly 150 million years. Dinosaurs first appeared about 230 million years ago, meaning sharks were already ancient by the time dinosaurs arrived. #drthehistories
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It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired. CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.” In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump. But censorship always backfires. Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.
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So the White House "staffer" who just posted the most racist post in the history of the digital-age American presidency is going to be named and *fired*, right? Right? Right? And media will follow up on this? Because there *definitely was* a "staffer" behind this misconduct?
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Donald Trump is so nuts, sometimes we forget how racist he is, and so racist, sometimes we forget how sexist he is, and so sexist, sometimes we forget how stupid he is, and so stupid, sometimes we forget how evil he is, and so evil, sometimes we forget how corrupt he is, and so corrupt, sometimes we forget how incompetent he is, and so incompetent, sometimes we forget how depraved he is, and so depraved, sometimes we forget how nuts he is.
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Not sure how to read this as anything other than Trump's handpicked Director of National Intelligence betraying America and doing so to protect Trump from revelation of the fact that his regime is secretly working with a hostile foreign intelligence agency theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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NYT: FBI agents equipped with a signed warrant prepared to document blood spatter and bullet holes in Renee Good's SUV received orders to stop, including from Kash Patel. The fear? "a civil rights investigation would contradict Trump’s claim that Good “violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer” who fired at her as she drove her vehicle." nytimes.com/2026/02/07/us/re…
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Happening in Los Angeles
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I know this no longer means anything anymore but I just want to casually state the obvious fact that the Tulsi Gabbard "Hidden Treason" scandal few are talking about is easily much worse than Watergate I mean who cares, but just worth tossing it out there casually
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Never forget 😤😡
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Exactly, it was all projection.
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Donald Trump was President during the last census.
DeSantis: We got shortchanged in the last census. That was the Biden Administration’s doing. We are asking them award us another seat, that would trigger a new map.
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Trump sat in the oval office today and lied about crime in blue states vs. red states and the White House Press Corps said NOTHING. No follow-up, no correction, NOTHING. This can't continue. Donald Trump can't be allowed to lie like this without any challenge from the press.
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Release the Epstein files
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
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