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Ex-fisherman & bike rider. Always running. Wine. Sometimes brand and marketing. Sundowns, Arsenal. Woke braai master.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined November 2010
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I can report this to be true from personal experience.
In all my years on this earth not a single not a Muslim has walked up to me in a mall and asked me "Can I hit the Inshallah for you? I believe Allah has a plan for you" but you know who has tried to pray for me in a Checkers while I was looking for bacon? TAKE A WILD GUESS
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Petrol is so expensive that I rub it on my neck and my wife asks what the new amazing fragrance is?
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He plays 4D chess. We just cannot figure it out.
Hereโ€™s another clip of a woman reading Trumpโ€™s words verbatim from a recent rally in Mississippi that puts a giant magnifying glass over how gone he is cognitively and unfit he is for office.
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Watching this Obama-Trump Cheesecake Factory war is hilarious. Obama totally running amok inside what left of Trumpโ€™s brain. The contrast between a master orator and bumbling fool so stark. Like a Mohammed Ali boxing a toddler.
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Iโ€™ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Lived in Kenya for 4 years. There was a shanty town behind our suburb. The "Church" and "Mosque" shared a premises. These people must fail.
1. So, I come from communities where the mosques, methodist and Catholic churches are on same property divided by simple fences (Bosmont). We prayed, laughed and cried in all depending on whether itโ€™s a wedding, baptism or funeral.This campaign to divide South Africans will fail
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Good information to have on hand for the occasional bitter that sprouts this stuff at a dinner party.
This was exceptional information. I hope the people that need to hear it, do.
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Boom.
"We are being forced to eat halal food" said the fed person in a country where 15 million people are hungry daily a week before an election in a country with a water crisis. Tata take the wheel. Mama give us a sign. I repeat "the function of bigatory is distraction
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WTF dumb is this. It just means that it is safe for Muslims. Nothing else. It's like turning on the tap and getting Halaal water - IT IS HALAAL. God almighty this debate is fucking ridiculous.
What about other religions who want non halaal oros?
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I really cannot fathom Bavuma and his senior players field placing. Why keep giving away singles to new batsmen. It's nearly tea, everyone around the bat.
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Question to the Gauties: Cape Malay is superb. I grew up on Durban Mutton Curry. What is the Gauteng signature?
All this discourse has made me hungry for a cape-Malay style chicken curry with roti.
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Imagine shutting down the economy for Easter Friday and Monday because some people need to go pray. Fucking imagine.
The entitlement is actually insane. Imagine being in a workplace where an entire meeting has to stop because someone needs to pray at a specific time, and everybody is expected to accommodate it without question. Imagine changing examination schedules around one religious groupโ€™s requirements. Now imagine a Christian asking for an entire meeting to stop because they need to pray at a specific time. Would that same accommodation be extended, or would they be told to manage their religion on their own time? Religious freedom cannot mean that one religionโ€™s practices become everybody elseโ€™s responsibility while everyone else is expected to keep their beliefs private and out of the way. If we are accommodating religious practices, the principle should be applied fairly, not selectively.
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Not one 'no men in women's sports' activist has piped up about men crashing Nike After Dark, created so women can experience a night run safely. Men invaded a women's space, taking away someone's once in a lifetime chance to take part, but they're not trans so TERFs don't care.
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Ok dipshit. Less than 1.5% of South Africans use Private Banking. 98.5% of South African's are excluded. What should we do?
Tomorrow I will once again tackle Islamic Banking Products from the big banks which are exclusive... Its an interesting system that somewhat excludes 96% of South Africans from unique banking perks.
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The evolution of running.๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€“ at Mongolia
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Classic fascist thinking the leads to genocidal tendencies.
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This is an nightmare. Halaal, Kosher, Trans and Obese.
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined ๐Ÿ˜ 
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Halaal Food
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This account is paid to be divisive. This tweet is absolutely BS. Anybody can open an Islamic banking account. Many non Muslims do. Fuck off dickhead.
Tomorrow I will once again tackle Islamic Banking Products from the big banks which are exclusive... Its an interesting system that somewhat excludes 96% of South Africans from unique banking perks.
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This should be the headline in every major news outlet. Where is the coverage?
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