@dawsferatu

Educator | Healthcare Professional | Lawn Care Specialist | Technical Writer | Lover

 Ohio / Oregon
dawsferatu.blogspot.com/
Joined April 2018
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Ever wanted to pay $2.99 to read stories you can already read for free on Literotica.com and @APCON_MAG? Well, now you can! SHE’S A CARNIVAL collects β€œThe Price of Admission”, Tod Robbins’ β€œSpurs”, and β€œThe Big Jump”! Get your copy at the link below ⬇️
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ornstein@poopswag888h
Just found out my nickname is β€œthe creepy guy” at work
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Pred@predator46713h
Oh we aren't pretending.
todd howard isn't real and he did not try to fuck@rainbowpavementOct 18
i think people have gotten too comfortable pretending the star wars prequels are good movies
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redditors are discovering horrific new ways to die
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Breakfast Presley@Elmo_Oxygen3h
Wow Aaron Sorkin you wrote a script?? And it's about the importance of journalism?? And there's a big speech??? How about you write a script about doing a kickflip you dumb fucking bastard
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The cough drops in the first aid cabinet are free. Nobody can stop you from taking them. I’ve had six this morning already
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Phone, wallet, keys… Ope! I almost forgot my heart attack gun!
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β€œAm I a joke to you?”
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Countless hours spent researching CIA black ops, Masonic conspiracies, and cult recruitment techniques and you can’t even take out a lit mag run by three people? I don’t know, man, I think I’d find a different hobby
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Glen@diremerlin6h
The Repairer of Reputations is an extraordinary story.
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I got vaccinated 15 times. My arm looks like I’ve been shooting up krokodil. If it’s burning, it’s working, is what I always say
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APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL@APCON_MAG10h
"DISSOLVE" - Logan Berry (@lgnbrry) "Storm clouds surround this house Billowing screams & coiling dreams Will deliria breach The blood-brain-barrier?" apocalypse-confidential.com/…

"DISSOLVE"

Storm clouds surround this house Billowing screams & coiling dreams Will deliria breach The blood-brain-barrier? Catastrophe moshes at the roof I cannot think I cannot hear We're fucking through the...

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APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL@APCON_MAG10h
On this SEVENTH NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN, in the throes of our cellular derangement, we descend through visions of rapture, where a millennia of Eros and Thanatos disintegrate and re-coagulate. During our descent, we "DISSOLVE" with Logan Berry:
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APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL@APCON_MAGOct 25
PARALLAX CINEMA: FEAST OF ST. RAPHAEL - Ryan Bry (@syntheticsensei) "'Gark, we believe in cells. The drama of the little guy. These little plankton fucks build up our entire experience. It’s a privilege to have them. Without them, you’d be dead.'" apocalypse-confidential.com/…

PARALLAX CINEMA: FEAST OF ST. RAPHAEL

The first time Gark’s Dad took him to a Cellular Screenshow he was just 14 years old. The lazy sentience of the projector light seemed to recall distant energies that were well traversed through...

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Like decomposition, derangement begins at the cellular level, but by the time we realized this, on the SIXTH NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN, the hour was far too late for us. In a last ditch effort to save our sanity, Ryan Bry led us in prayer with PARALLAX CINEMA: FEAST OF ST. RAPHAEL:
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Innsmouth Book Club@BookInnsmouth18h
Today's Monster Mash skirmish game went well. Except for the Vampire Hunters, that is. Best not to go toe-to-toe with Fronkensteen's Creature...
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What’s the best haunted house movie on Tubi?
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π•―π–†π–œπ–˜π–‹π–Šπ–—π–†π–™π–šπŸ¦‡@dawsferatu15 Dec 2023
[Montgomery Gentry voice]: Where I come from, we all like getting tied up by chubby women and we also have small dicks
☠️TheπŸ”₯Sea πŸ›Ά Peoples πŸŒ‹@UgaritNoosphere15 Dec 2023
What goes on here
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If Plastic Bagger was active right now, he'd be whining on every sober post about how I won't make it past Friday and it's all performative. Extremely toxic human being who wants to drag everyone into the swamp of his own misery. Like the black mold of online indie lit
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Chaosium@Chaosium_Inc23h
It's the last day of Cthulhu in a Castle at the Cairnwood Estate β€” and Andy and Ashley May may be in trouble...
Andy and Ashley May with the King in Yellow

ALT Andy and Ashley May with the King in Yellow

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