@Dayscd

25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

 Minneapolis, MN
instagram.com/drosand
Joined December 2014
  • Tweets26K
  • Following1.8K
  • Followers11.6K
3.6KMedia
worst day of my fucking life
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm17 May 2024
Young Sheldon has ended.
238
10,950
307
181,705
6,908,361
1
4
330
SpongeBob ‘The Dangerous Pedophile’ SquarePants
5
4
46
1,553
If poop was money I’d be a hundred million gazillionaire
1
7
569
lowkey i'd let santa claws fuck on me
2
43
3
475
8,715
days retweeted
lewis@Lewiswbt1Oct 24
I can't explain it but 8pm, the number 437926286537021, my chiropodist's doberman, the Iberian peninsula and the atavistic nature of vestigial tails in humans have the same energy. and Thursday
9
138
2
2,470
21,118
Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
54
1,447
45
27,651
327,580
Apparently Ethan and Hila K. have news for the public. Apparently they have ended their marriage due to a lack of faithfulness. Apparently.
6
1
143
14,301
Sponegebob makes money from his job at the krusty crab
2
10
701
Well there goes my couples costume idea to do Ethan and Hila for Halloween... Just great...
2
3
25
674
He’s a constipated detective.. No shit Sherlock.
16
596
days retweeted
jill@littlefuckyOct 23
New episode of my show comin out in one week from today with amazing band of all time @wishy !!! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch more fucking crap like this youtube.com/@jillshouseofroc…
1
2
61
1,771
Ebenezer
@ebenezermovieOct 22
Ebenezer Scrooge is now on @venmo. Think he’s feeling generous? 💰 Send a request: venmo.com/u/EBENEZERmovie
3
36
609
16,480
Nobody else get a haircut until we can figure out what’s going on
Marlow Stern
@MarlowNYCOct 22
within 29 minutes of each other
6
21
2
1,473
23,886
My Letterboxd movie review of You Can See Everything the The Movie
1
26
725
The sexual nerd pushes his glasses up with his tongue
2
17
520
days retweeted
jos@josiahhughesOct 22
me: le one "you can see everything" ticket please 😏 cineplex employee: ok here you go sir me: [goes to every movie currently playing] cineplex employee: fuhhhhhh! me: should've read the fine print bitchezzzzz 😛
11
109
2
2,091
25,546
they have taken my idea
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 21
JUST IN: McDonald's announces its first-ever reservation-only "fine dining experience" in New York City on October 29.
11
293
1
8,638
97,294
Fingers is kinda like hand teeth. Grabbing = chomping
3
15
598
Me: now, do you understand why it’s funny when Steve-O is covered in diarrhea inside the porta potty? Elizabeth Holmes: well a porta potty shouldn’t be in the air like that.
3
105
1
3,879
72,750
announcer 1: you're talking about a guy who doesn't just hate to lose , he also loves to win announcer 2: that's a rare combination
4
150
1
1,962
25,613
Load more