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Dando

@ddkryptonite

Just a guy... Sike ๐Ÿ˜œ|Data Analyst|MLโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ป

 Damned if i know
dataenginesconsult.com
Joined October 2016
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A Revenue Widget built in Power BI. There are instances when C-Suite execs just need a simple way to see the bottom line. An app-like data visualization , simple to navigate and consumeโ€ฆ the Data Widget.
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alex ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿง  (@tsivitaler) profile picturealex ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿง 
@tsivitalerNov 12
there is smoke coming from my gpu, a new ceo has been chosen
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150 years of greatness yes. But dont forget the ammonia clouds in urinal that literally burned your eyes when you walked in. Dont forget the rat infested dormitories, the open-top latrines and the occasional maggot in your beans. Remember
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JoyNews (@JoyNewsOnTV) profile picture
JoyNews
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Mfantsipim @ 150: Mfantsipim celebrates 150-year legacy of shaping Ghana's future leaders #MOBA150 #Mfantsipim150
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Claude (@claudeai) profile pictureClaude
@claudeaiNov 12
Introducing Claude Meetings: add Claude to your teamโ€™s video call and it builds docs, whiteboards, and other artifacts with you while youโ€™re still talking. Starting to roll out in beta on Team and Enterprise plans.
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๐Ÿšจ| BREAKING: Speed wins STREAMER OF THE YEAR at the 2026 Streamer Awards and delivers his ENTIRE SPEECH in fluent Indonesian ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
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Will never forget the day this happened. I thought my sports app was glitching.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ FC Bayern US ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@FCBayernUS) profile picture๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ FC Bayern US ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
@FCBayernUS13 Feb 2018
Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. teapaw.org/Fact/status/9321590387โ€ฆ
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Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. teapaw.org/Fact/status/9321590387โ€ฆ
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@Fact19 Nov 2017
Lady Gaga wrote Born This Way in 10 minutes.
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Miss Sam (@AfuaaSam) profile picture
Miss Sam@AfuaaSamNov 11
No Ghanaian politician genuinely has your best interests at heart. Not a single one.
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NVIDIA announces CEO transition. Read the release: nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nโ€ฆ
NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition

NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition

NVIDIA (NASDAQ: NVDA) Board of Directors announced today that Jensen Huang has resigned as President, Chief Executive Officer, and a member of the Board, effective immediately.

nvidianews.nvidia.com
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The entire recruitment process into govt agencies is a living corruption organism.
Drew Ribeiro (@drewbeiro) profile pictureDrew Ribeiro@drewbeiroNov 11
True story: In 2021, I was there for an interview for a role that wasn't advertised to the public. How did I get there? Because my dad worked there from his early 30s until his retirement. He applied for a role in '92 and was employed in '96. Legit recruitment process. Thread...
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True story: In 2021, I was there for an interview for a role that wasn't advertised to the public. How did I get there? Because my dad worked there from his early 30s until his retirement. He applied for a role in '92 and was employed in '96. Legit recruitment process. Thread...
H.E. Selikem Komla๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ (@thechriskoka) profile pictureH.E. Selikem Komla๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ@thechriskokaNov 10
Greetings Your Excellency @JDMahama Please I have one question for you. Please will the average Ghanaian ever get a chance to work at @thebankofghana without any form of connection? Like pure meritocracy route? Thank you. Concerned citizen.
Image from H.E. Selikem Komla๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ (@thechriskoka)
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Pavel Durov (@durov) profile picturePavel Durov
@durovNov 11
Unfair that CEOs who arenโ€™t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies. Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying? France is excused โ€” their decision-makers arenโ€™t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!
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From Lagos, Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ to Houston, Texas, USA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to Manchester, United Kingdom ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and finally Accra, Ghana ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€ฆ WHAT A GOD! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ TO GOD BE ALL THE GLORY!!! For every life touched, every answered prayer and every testimonyโ€ฆ THANK YOU, JESUS! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป WHAT OUR GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jesus, by Your grace and strength, we will do this again and again!!! Somebody shout: THANK YOU, JESUS!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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Rush Hour 2 answers the question
Thee Post-Postmodern Philosopher (@threeofivethree) profile pictureThee Post-Postmodern Philosopher
@threeofivethreeNov 9
Would a Chinese spy work on a black man
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E remain who naija women wan do 0-100 with now in the UK ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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There are irritating things that you will never understand the appalling foolishness of it until you see men do it.
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Morning Dew ๐Ÿคฒ Nigerian singer, Nathaniel Bassey, singing โ€˜Wo Da So Ye Onyameโ€™ at the just-ended NSPPD Ghana.
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BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) profile pictureBrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Nov 8
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime raceโ€ฆ The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿšจ JUST IN: ALL-TIMER interview from Unai Emery after conceding a 96 min equalizer vs. Manchester Utd
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Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnlNov 8
Two people who just hooked up recap the midterm elections
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