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Dando

@ddkryptonite

Just a guy... Sike 😜|Data Analyst|ML… 💻

 Damned if i know
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150 years of greatness yes. But dont forget the ammonia clouds in urinal that literally burned your eyes when you walked in. Dont forget the rat infested dormitories, the open-top latrines and the occasional maggot in your beans. Remember
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Mfantsipim @ 150: Mfantsipim celebrates 150-year legacy of shaping Ghana's future leaders #MOBA150 #Mfantsipim150
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🚨| BREAKING: Speed wins STREAMER OF THE YEAR at the 2026 Streamer Awards and delivers his ENTIRE SPEECH in fluent Indonesian 🤯🤯🇮🇩
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Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. teapaw.org/Fact/status/9321590387…
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@Fact19 Nov 2017
Lady Gaga wrote Born This Way in 10 minutes.
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Miss Sam@AfuaaSamNov 11
No Ghanaian politician genuinely has your best interests at heart. Not a single one.
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NVIDIA announces CEO transition. Read the release: nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/n…
NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition

NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition

NVIDIA (NASDAQ: NVDA) Board of Directors announced today that Jensen Huang has resigned as President, Chief Executive Officer, and a member of the Board, effective immediately.

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True story: In 2021, I was there for an interview for a role that wasn't advertised to the public. How did I get there? Because my dad worked there from his early 30s until his retirement. He applied for a role in '92 and was employed in '96. Legit recruitment process. Thread...
H.E. Selikem Komla🇬🇭 (@thechriskoka) profile pictureH.E. Selikem Komla🇬🇭@thechriskokaNov 10
Greetings Your Excellency @JDMahama Please I have one question for you. Please will the average Ghanaian ever get a chance to work at @thebankofghana without any form of connection? Like pure meritocracy route? Thank you. Concerned citizen.
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From Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬 to Houston, Texas, USA 🇺🇸 to Manchester, United Kingdom 🇬🇧 and finally Accra, Ghana 🇬🇭… WHAT A GOD! 😭🙌🏻🔥 TO GOD BE ALL THE GLORY!!! For every life touched, every answered prayer and every testimony… THANK YOU, JESUS! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 WHAT OUR GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST! 💯🔥 Jesus, by Your grace and strength, we will do this again and again!!! Somebody shout: THANK YOU, JESUS!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Rush Hour 2 answers the question
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@threeofivethreeNov 9
Would a Chinese spy work on a black man
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E remain who naija women wan do 0-100 with now in the UK 😂😂
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There are irritating things that you will never understand the appalling foolishness of it until you see men do it.
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Morning Dew 🤲 Nigerian singer, Nathaniel Bassey, singing ‘Wo Da So Ye Onyame’ at the just-ended NSPPD Ghana.
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🚨 JUST IN: ALL-TIMER interview from Unai Emery after conceding a 96 min equalizer vs. Manchester Utd
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@__theSeyramNov 8
Today nkoaa ecg quench light like 3 times Aden?
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NSPPD GHANA CONFERENCE 2026 Thank You Jesus ! Thank You Jesus !! Thank You Jesus !!!
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A mighty move of God as Pastor Nath ministers at the NSPPD Prayer Conference in Ghana! 🇬🇭🔥 The atmosphere is charged, faith is rising, and heaven is touching the earth! ❤️‍🔥🙌 #NSPPD #NSPPDGhana2026
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Akwaaba Ghana. We are in Accra 🔥🔥🔥 What God Cannot Do Does Not Exist ! See you Today by 2pm Jesus Take Over 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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GHANA, WE’RE ALMOST THERE! 🇬🇭🔥🔥🔥 Are you joining us in Accra tomorrow? We can’t wait to fellowship and pray with you at the NSPPD GHANA PRAYER CONFERENCE! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Create your personalised “I WILL BE ATTENDING” flyer, post it and spread the word! 💥 getdp.co/PastorJerryInAccra It’s easy: 1. Open the link and scroll down to the flyer. 2. Tap the + sign, choose a photo from your library and tap Done. 3. Tap “Generate my DP”, then “Download Now.” Share your flyer and tag us. Let’s see who’s coming to Accra! 🇬🇭🔥 WHAT OUR GOD CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST! 🔥🔥🔥 #NSPPDGHANA2026 #PastorJerryInAccra #NSPPDGhanaPrayerConference #NSPPD #PastorJerryEze
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Before Traffitech went live, we challenged the Police to fix some of the logical glitches. We pleaded with them not to succumb to katanomics. Of course, they won't listen. But all the same, we have decided to document the issues for posterity. brightsimons.com/2026/11/tra…

Traffitech: Katanomics can turn smart ideas into absurdities - THE SCARAB

Traffitech-GH went live on 1 November. Almost immediately five Ghanaian transport unions declared a strike for 4th November. Despite making their grievances about bad road traffic infrastructure in...

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@koboatengNov 2
One of the saddest things about Ghana is how we’ve convinced ourselves that suffering builds character. A young person spends years looking for employment, finally gets a job that barely pays enough to survive, spends hours in traffic and comes home exhausted and someone tells them to be grateful because others have it worse. Why must somebody else’s suffering be the standard by which we measure our happiness? When did wanting a decent life become asking for too much?
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