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deadprogrammer retweeted
Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
that’s not a great mystery, kfc is more delicious in japan. but could you explain to me why japanese people eat at subway? it’s as horrible as ours.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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all of this bullshit is happening because the web is not semantic enough and not neutral enough
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Replying to @Pinboard
even the dumbest humans manage to make crazy financial decisions while having no money and we are dealing with si. it will find a way.
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Replying to @Pinboard
same reason as why billionaires exist
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Replying to @RogerSeheult
i thought it would be about "fish" antibiotics, the true people's medicine
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deadprogrammer retweeted
The Simpsons spoke of this
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Cream of shrimp soup 2-packs going for $35 on eBay If you spot these at an old grocery store, people want them
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i took a look at non-fascist social networks, and to my surprise french riots are getting as much attention as the civil war in sudan
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deadprogrammer retweeted
🇫🇷 | La estatua de Paul Bocuse, uno de los chefs más celebrados de Francia, fue demolida durante protestas en Lyon del sábado. Bocuse inspiró al personaje del chef Gusteau en la película animada de Pixar 'Ratatouille'.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Lee Kuan Yimby
@LeeKuanYimbyOct 18
WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Goodbye to the iconic flying piss dungeon. Retired this morning, after landing in Frankfurt. 🙏
I’m flying the iconic @lufthansa A340-600 this week, in economy 😱 The toilets are downstairs! Such a rare beast.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
若干怖い犬のフランスパン作った
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Replying to @Pinboard
it’s a tourist ripoff, the bomb already exploded
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deadprogrammer retweeted
秋が深まる前に京都駅に来たほうが良いですよ
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Replying to @Pinboard
i doubt anyone is desperate enough
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