now, there’s a name i have not heard in a long time. roi = radio on internet!

the thing that shocks americans in european gyms is how extra fit the gym-goers can be

in georgia there’s a futuristic one right in front of a crumbling post-soviet apartment building

cease your investigations

my arrakis. my dune.

all is quiet in new baghdad

deciding between a ruined ziggurat and a plane crash as a theme for your pillbug habitat is difficult, but the choice of the airline is surprisingly easy

the woke era is truly over: there’s no way a fancy boutique in manhattan would get away with anti-cross sectional capitalist poetry for more than 15 minutes

you’d think one if the twins would notice a problem with the url

these people never progressed past the toddler stage. how much human suffering could be alleviated if we banned toothbrushes outright. how much previous water could be saved by not taking showers! no ice cream for breakfast is genocide!