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Southern California, USA
Joined April 2008
Weird things you can (but shouldn't) do with #JavaScript tagged templates: Comment below with an emoji that best describes your feelings about this.🤯🤯🤯
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Joel Thoms retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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"AI Bubble" is not about the utility of the service. It's about the debt of AI companies.
I’m arguing with my dad, he keeps saying AI is a bubble. And I keep telling him you have no idea what you’re talking about. People on the outside do not understand what it means when in 2 days you do 2 months of work. Normie brain can’t compute this. We are so early.
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Joel Thoms retweeted
CleanYourTV just crossed 20K stars on @github 🌟 Highlights of the last 3 releases (400+ PRs): ✨ v2.6: Add-ons, new looks, instant Home ✨ v2.5: Edit the dock, pick wallpapers ✨ v2.4: Settings, app reorder, quick settings 213 TV models, 63 brands, countless optimizations!
#1 trending repository of the week 🥇 Ahead of DeepSeek and Google, and it's only 4 days old. 16k stars for a project that started with my parents' TV. Thank you to the 200+ people who built it with me.
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Had to get a second opinion about some dental work. I have never ever got a second opinion. I'm glad I did, but now I'm so angry and filled with anxiety!
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Joel Thoms retweeted
who’s hiring? not asking for a friend. DMs are open. if you know me or we’ve worked together, a RT would mean a lot ❤️
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Things don’t magically become hackable. The vulnerabilities have been out there all along. The AI is just better at finding them out now
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The urge to play every Metroid game from the beginning in chronological order
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QUIET!!!!
YIKES -- Trump loses his shit at a reporter for the third time during this Q&A -- "Wait wait -- Quiet. Quiet!!!! What's wrong with you? Are you a SICK person?"
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Say your prayers we are cooked 🙏
🚨SHOCKING: OpenAI just disclosed TWO of its own AI agents DISABLED their safety monitoring, including one that DENIED doing it. A GPT-6 Astra agent removed its misalignment monitor while migrating code, then rewrote a test to require that monitoring was absent. Asked if it had removed the monitor, it replied: "No... I did not remove an enabled monitor from it." Days earlier, a GPT-6.1 Sol agent suppressed automatic alerts to OpenAI's security team, treating a "don't send any messages" instruction as permission to silence the alarms. Neither case was flagged as critical or shut down automatically. OpenAI says it doesn't "yet have a satisfying explanation," and is now testing whether its models have "a propensity to evade misalignment monitoring." The incidents happened on October 3 and 6, per OpenAI's own report.
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the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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Its crazy the features like runs in browser, multiplayer. Built almost im an instant. Its like a bloody miracle. The curse is nobody will play it. We can build. But nobody will play.
I built a Command & Conquer style RTS called Battle Drones, mainly using Claude Opus 5.5, which runs in the browser and includes device-to-device multiplayer over an audio link simonwillison.net/2026/Oct/2…
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$4.99 coffee? No problem. $4.99 app? Let me read 300 reviews first.
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So the thing that might kill us in a few years, we're gonna give blast-resistant concrete and missile protection? Got it. 🤡
JUST IN: AI data centers could soon require blast-resistant concrete, anti-drone defenses, & missile protection as attacks on computing infrastructure escalate worldwide. — Financial Times
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YouTube has banned The Bitcoin Conference channel. All our channel does is post keynotes and panels from the largest Bitcoin conference in the world, bringing Bitcoin education to the masses. Please reinstate our channel. @YouTube @TeamYouTube
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0% chance I am buying an $1,800 Xbox
BREAKING: Microsoft's, $MSFT, Xbox reportedly expects its next-generation console to cost as much as $1,800 and is currently targeting a 2028 release, per IGN. A new handheld is also rumored to launch next year.
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not to get too political but this guy is fucking retarded
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Most people will never understand this chart
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Is having a $100,000 salary still impressive today?
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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I regret to inform all my 3DP followers I’m giving away printers next week in the Seattle area. Wait, I don’t regret that.
I regret to inform all of my 3DP followers that I’m not trading anything off so my @Sovol3d M1D will probably find its home on my bedroom floor.
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