21st Century Schizoid Man. My views are not mine, They're yours. I'm living in your walls.

State of Insanity
Joined June 2009
Me, feeling pain at my circumcision scar anytime the doctor who performed it is near me, because he made my dick into a horcrux
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How is a 30 year old itnernet protocol managed by india? They didnt even have internet 30 years ago What are we even doing dawg? This is like giving a key to the city to a toddler
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Does this new PhP breach mean that Indians could take control of my girlfreinds Lovense toys and control them?
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So guys, the internet is broken and, you are not going to believe this, but it was indians again.
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Well, well, well. Would you look at that? Surely, you mean Indians by proxy. A word of advice: only looking at the headline will betray you. Hope it helps.
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Replying to @jnyboy
India deliberately compromised European and US customers.
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It can't be overstated: a random, literal-who Indian company just utterly broke security across a swathe of technology. It's going to be the Wild West for a lot of stuff until it's fully patched. There will be things never patched.
Millions of IoT devices, Docker containers, forgotten Linux machines, unmaintained CLI tools, etc. are all going to be relentlessly hacked via safely signed malware for the next several years or maybe indefinitely. eMudhra hack might be the most important event of the year.
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I am so serious when I say that we need to physically cut all cables coming out of India When I say this, I literally mean all of them "But what about-" Don't care
It can't be overstated: a random, literal-who Indian company just utterly broke security across a swathe of technology. It's going to be the Wild West for a lot of stuff until it's fully patched. There will be things never patched.
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eMudhra, an Indian certificate authority, has had 8 private security keys compromised with half the internet is cooked The keys were incredibly weak. One of them was literally just “4” The keys could have been used to create fake HTTPS certificates and make malicious websites appear legitimate. Chrome, Firefox, Apple and Microsoft have blocked the affected certificates. Older devices, software and apps may still need updates.
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Ongoing riots: 🔥France student/economic/migrant 🔥Beligum see France 🔥Argentina anti corruption riots 🔥Brazil Bolsonaro refuses to resign 🔥Mexico drinking water contamination concerns in Guadalajara 🔥Italy fuel costs 🔥Albania- Kusher resort and anti corruption riots Riots going on all over the place right now.
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A threat to vastly improve the Internet?
JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran warns that 7 major global internet and data cables beneath the Strait of Hormuz could become its next targets.
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Go ahead and bookmark this for the haters that don’t believe the Jews are behind the invasions in Europe and the USA. 🥵 This is solid proof.
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Love how this shit cleans my hands
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Told my boss I want to quit and become an old timey Villain with a handlebar mustache he twiddle after tying people to train tracks, and he said I can't quit or do that. This is bullshit. I should be able to follow my dreams.
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Real historical footage is being removed from YouTube while AI-generated “brainrot” content is everywhere. My channel spent years preserving rare WWII footage and educating viewers about history. It was terminated following claims involving “child nudity.” Yet AI-generated content can spread completely fabricated stories, misinformation at massive scale. Where is the human review for legitimate educational content? @TeamYouTube @YouTube #RestorePanzerPicture #SaveWWIIHistory
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A little on the nose
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"Oregon’s governor just praised a man for doing exactly what she voted to make illegal. In 2021, Tina Kotek voted for Senate Bill 554, which allowed school districts to prohibit even licensed concealed-carry holders from bringing firearms onto school property. The Bend-La Pine School District adopted that very restriction. Fast-forward to Thursday, when Kaylub Giamanco ignored that gun ban, rushed into an elementary school with his handgun, and killed a mass shooter. Afterward, Governor Kotek publicly praised him for heroically preventing further loss of life. Let that sink in. The governor voted to give schools the authority to prohibit law-abiding citizens from carrying firearms, and now she’s praising a father who saved children by disregarding that prohibition. Thankfully, this man chose protecting innocent lives over obeying a gun-free-zone policy. Governor, if you’re going to praise him for saving lives with a gun, maybe it’s time to explain why you voted to allow schools to prohibit him from carrying it in the first place." — Stephen Ziegler Outdoor writer | Rack Junkies Podcast
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A common career mistake for robbers is robbing a bank right off the bat. No, you gotta work your way up. Start with Sperm banks, then Blood banks, then Food banks. This will give you the skills you need to pull off a big caper.
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Replying to @unusual_whales
Cash for clunkers was probably the worst government program since FDRs forced sterilizations. Thanks @BarackObama
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