call me Diva MDNI I will occasionally post/retweet NSFW & darkfic Primetime, The Pitt, Saw, Hannibal, animals dansensdivacup on tumblr
he/him, 19 y.o. gay
Joined October 2026
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idk how you're supposed to use twitter so i'm gonna use it like tumblr until someone crumples me up and throws me away
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(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak retweeted
Imagine if email stopped, planes were grounded and a cruise ship sunk, all on Friday the 13th, and the president was too busy getting his Alzheimer’s IV to address the nation. Imagine.
(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak retweeted
Chris grooms Dan and takes his time, he’s patient. He gives him gifts, gives him praise. Then finally he starts touching him. Dan is terrified. Then Chris pulls the “If you don’t do this for me, you might as well kiss your acting career goodbye. Now be a good boy and lie there.”
(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak retweeted
Dan sitting outside by the pool with white sunglasses on. He got neon green swim shorts on and Chris is in his hotel room above him, jerking off ferociously
(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak retweeted
#dansen where chris personally buys little kiddie boy briefs for dan to wear during stings. "what, it's not werid, it enhances your immersion in the character! you want to be a star, don't you? you want to be good for me?" chris asks when dan hesitates to put them on.
(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak retweeted
Dan would NAWT be the childish one in the relationship…he’s ACTING. Chris ain’t acting when he’s on his 5th fruit rollup of the day.
(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak retweeted
hell yeah dude. 2026. literally nothing works. email’s down. no flights can take off anywhere. casual lunch is $20. gas is like $4. there’s protein in pasta now. usc-indiana is a conference game. hell yeah dude. 2026.
