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A pregnant cat was about to give birth.
So her friend, a dove, went and started making her a nest. ❤️❤️
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i Just Been Sitting on the Couch Suckin on This Weed Vape Not Moving Since i Woke Up at 3in the Afternoon and For Some Reason it is Not Fulfilling Me or Making me Have a Big Wide Grin and Want to Communicate Efficiently and Truthfully with Others
messed up the morning sudoku so i copied it by hand on scrap paper. tell me this is totally normal behavior.
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Puppyplay but I scream like a beagle every time you close the hand with the treat in it
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I told my dungeon troll he doesn't need to keep swallowing the keys after locking away the prisoners but he kept doing it behind my back and now I'm having to take him to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. I hate this fucking castle








































