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Rap sensation. Nationwide phenomenon. // First person to rap on the Franz Josef Glacier! // One of the only rappers to ever use the word “isthmus” in a rap.

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Joined September 2008
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Made a quick diagram to refer for the rest of the season.
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Crazy how Republicans were the only people to actually do Sharia law.
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education. Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
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YALL FUCKING STORMED THE CAPITOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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They had it ready lmao
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1. Convince Roy Cooper to run in NC 2. Finally unseat Susan Collins in Maine 3. Hope Sherrod Brown can pull off a comeback in Ohio 4. Somehow win Texas? Get Peltola to run in Alaska? 🤷‍♂️ teapaw.org/nick_field90/status/18…
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Schumer and Jeffries inventing Parliamentarians the likes of which you cannot conceive
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holy fuck.
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Godforbid Americans learn a second language
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Now THIS…. THIS feels like fucking Twitter again
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Among other things, this is an absolute rebuke of the war in Iran. Democrats would be wise to heed that lesson and truly become the anti-war party.
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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Lawless thugs not fit to live in society
Cellphone video captured an ICE agent pointing a gun at a bystander walking two dogs during an immigration enforcement operation in North Hollywood on Friday. The footage shows masked officers detaining another man before two agents rush toward the dog walker after he appears to pick something up from the ground. One agent pushes him into bushes while pointing a gun at the bystander's face.
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Watching Elizabeth Holmes spend her final days before going to jail speed-running the creation of Theranos 2.0 kind of redeemed for me the idea that the Empire would just make a second Death Star.
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so this is just a thing now every time the right-wing loses an election.
JUST IN: Elon Musk says Brazil's presidential election results do not "add up"
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The naysayers are getting embarrassing. Every day, people are using AI to make incredible breakthroughs and answer some of the toughest questions around, like "what do I like about my child?"
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There are individual cats with 3 billion views
Things like this worry me. H3 has over 3 billion views across channels and is a consequential organization and then we have journalists (whose job is to understand, report on, and provide context to culture, society, and politics) saying “I’ve never heard of them.”
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