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Accidentally stood up during a hymn thinking the congregation was supposed to be up. Had to use some skills to adjust my dress and act like I was looking for something on the pew before using my shame to sit down 🥲
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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They knew exactly where to go… It takes a village, and seems like these kids have a good village.
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The argument that streetlights, potholes, and road markings must be fixed before enforcing speed limits is flawed. Accidents occur on perfect roads too, and bad roads are 100% a very important reason for enforcing speed regulations. We can do all simultaneously
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The limits must be adjusted, other than that, it’s a solid move. Some of you drive like you have 9 lives.
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When we say systems this what we mean , see how people are obeying cos they know it will be enforced.
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser
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1,000 grams = 1 kilogram
365 days = 1 year
1,000 metres = 1 kilometre
1 Boat = 10 Ballon D’ors




















