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One of the Greats

Accra, Ghana
Joined November 2024
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Accidentally stood up during a hymn thinking the congregation was supposed to be up. Had to use some skills to adjust my dress and act like I was looking for something on the pew before using my shame to sit down 🥲
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could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
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They knew exactly where to go… It takes a village, and seems like these kids have a good village.
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Guess I ain’t returning back to Ghana ! No place like Home “AFRICA” … Kenya adopt me already !!! 😁 #TheAfricanDiaries
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What happens if you put a ceiling fan on the wall
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DeSecondWave retweeted
Dem dey come increase demma salaries you say streetlights
That’s a minimum GHS720k and that can fix about 400 faulty streetlights per modest estimation
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The argument that streetlights, potholes, and road markings must be fixed before enforcing speed limits is flawed. Accidents occur on perfect roads too, and bad roads are 100% a very important reason for enforcing speed regulations. We can do all simultaneously
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The limits must be adjusted, other than that, it’s a solid move. Some of you drive like you have 9 lives.
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When we say systems this what we mean , see how people are obeying cos they know it will be enforced.
A driver has shared an early morning video showing motorists along the Ofankor–Neoplan road observing the speed limits under the newly introduced TrafficTech regulations. He expressed delight at the change and hopes drivers will maintain the discipline to help reduce road accidents. [🎥: TalkLifeTV]
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She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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Ngl, I suspect I have met who I’m going to marry
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Given how simple men generally are and how easy it is to make them happy, women really no dey try.
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harry kane is a good dude but the sport needs this kylian b’dor
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Doctor: How often do you exercise? Me: 3 times. Doctor: A week or a month? Me: I have given my answer.
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nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser
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1,000 grams = 1 kilogram 365 days = 1 year 1,000 metres = 1 kilometre 1 Boat = 10 Ballon D’ors
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Remember, a solo date is not a thing and you cannot buy yourself a gift.
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A statistician is afraid of flying because there's a small chance of a bomb being on the plane. So he starts carrying a bomb himself. Reason? “The probability of two bombs being on the same plane must be much smaller.”
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